FRIENDS ONLY LEAVE A MESSAGE!
Telemarketers
We all hate them. Hell, even some of us ARE them. But I think most of us miss the amazing fun with them. That's right, amazing fun! There are so many games you can play with those fuckers that can even lead to hours, that's right hours, of quality comedy. I tend to like to go The O.C. route. You start to let them do their little pitch but quickly interupt them. You tell them an entire episode summary of The O.C.. Then, move on to how that episode made you feel deep inside as a person. You can also ponder the meaningful messages within Seth Cohen's quirky remarks. and try to de-code the secret anarcho code that obviously lies beneath the badass exterior of Ryan's darkened soul.
Or you could take the simple approach if you do not have time to record The O.C. and watch it over and over again, writing down notes furiously. The phone rings, you answer, they talk, you say hold on a second please.
"Oh god put Mr.Oat's down Seth Cohen, he's too big!"
"We could use anusol though."
"I won't have my party ruined by your sticky fingers."
"What are you looking at, queer?"
"I heard his dad's favourite show is Dawson's Crack"
"So when you were loosing your virginity I was, I was playing Magic: The Gathering."
"Click."
We all hate them. Hell, even some of us ARE them. But I think most of us miss the amazing fun with them. That's right, amazing fun! There are so many games you can play with those fuckers that can even lead to hours, that's right hours, of quality comedy. I tend to like to go The O.C. route. You start to let them do their little pitch but quickly interupt them. You tell them an entire episode summary of The O.C.. Then, move on to how that episode made you feel deep inside as a person. You can also ponder the meaningful messages within Seth Cohen's quirky remarks. and try to de-code the secret anarcho code that obviously lies beneath the badass exterior of Ryan's darkened soul.
Or you could take the simple approach if you do not have time to record The O.C. and watch it over and over again, writing down notes furiously. The phone rings, you answer, they talk, you say hold on a second please.
"Oh god put Mr.Oat's down Seth Cohen, he's too big!"
"We could use anusol though."
"I won't have my party ruined by your sticky fingers."
"What are you looking at, queer?"
"I heard his dad's favourite show is Dawson's Crack"
"So when you were loosing your virginity I was, I was playing Magic: The Gathering."
"Click."