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FOURTH ENTRY.
Oct 21, 2008 00:54
HEY, BITCHES.
SOMEONE BRING ME A SANDWICH OR SOMETHING.
motherfuckin' sammich.
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armofgod
October 21 2008, 07:36:39 UTC
Bitch, why don't you bring me my goddamn sandwich?
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fanguuuus
October 21 2008, 07:39:01 UTC
Because I'm busy getting my own goddamn sandwich, bitch! Make your own post to try and get a sandwich!
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armofgod
October 21 2008, 07:40:13 UTC
I'd rather kick the shit outta you until you're beggin' to get me my damn sandwich.
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fanguuuus
October 21 2008, 07:41:59 UTC
...Are you trying to seduce me?
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armofgod
October 21 2008, 07:50:24 UTC
One of them.
Huh. I thought you were an instigator.
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fanguuuus
October 21 2008, 07:52:03 UTC
Huh?
Jesus christ, I dunno. I posted about sandwiches, and it turned into all these sexual propositions. I thought it was hilarious, so I went with it. Now like.. four people expect me to bang them. Most of them dudes.
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armofgod
October 21 2008, 07:59:22 UTC
Eh. I guess that means you're hot stuff, or people here are slow.
All over a sandwich, you're my kind guy.
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fanguuuus
October 21 2008, 08:00:59 UTC
I am pretty hot.
...Do you want a sandwich, too?
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armofgod
October 21 2008, 09:06:55 UTC
I'll let the gays and women judge on that.
...Sure. I'll even let you listen while I make myself one.
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fanguuuus
October 21 2008, 09:08:30 UTC
So far, it's been nearly unanimous. I think. Which is weird.
...Damn it.
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armofgod
October 21 2008, 09:22:40 UTC
....Well, we're talking about men that like other men, and women. They probably gossip about all the hot guys that troll the network.
Hell, I'm probably a big specimen on their chat.
[The sound cuts in to the noise of the fridge door opening, and tools clinking.]
I could be nice and let you have one, but I'll need some convincing.
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Huh. I thought you were an instigator.
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Jesus christ, I dunno. I posted about sandwiches, and it turned into all these sexual propositions. I thought it was hilarious, so I went with it. Now like.. four people expect me to bang them. Most of them dudes.
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All over a sandwich, you're my kind guy.
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...Do you want a sandwich, too?
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...Sure. I'll even let you listen while I make myself one.
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...Damn it.
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Hell, I'm probably a big specimen on their chat.
[The sound cuts in to the noise of the fridge door opening, and tools clinking.]
I could be nice and let you have one, but I'll need some convincing.
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