10 Cliche fics smut table
Since I already wrote a story for one of the prompts, I guess I should claim this prompt table:
Sexual HealingRight first timeNever felt like this
Sex PollenYou want us to...what?I hate you. So much.
We're pretending, right?Let's go again!Where did you get that?
I'm lost for words...
Explanations:
Sexual Healing - sex is required to save a character's life/help them recover from sexual abuse/rape
Right first time - amazingly good first time sex, with optional virgin character
Never felt like this - any other/previous relationship becomes worthless, this is Twue Wuv
Sex Pollen - exactly what it says
You want us to...what? - forced/coerced into sex, with optional audience
I hate you. So much. - mutual dislike = hot sex
We're pretending, right? - characters are forced to pose as lovers. Where does the pretense blur into reality?
Let's go again! - physically impossible/highly improbable sex
Where did you get that? - regardless of situation, sex toys, lube and accessories etc are always available
I'm lost for words - character is unexpectedly hot/well endowed/expert at sex/all of the above
Sexual HealingRight first timeNever felt like this
Sex PollenYou want us to...what?I hate you. So much.
We're pretending, right?Let's go again!Where did you get that?
I'm lost for words...
Explanations:
Sexual Healing - sex is required to save a character's life/help them recover from sexual abuse/rape
Right first time - amazingly good first time sex, with optional virgin character
Never felt like this - any other/previous relationship becomes worthless, this is Twue Wuv
Sex Pollen - exactly what it says
You want us to...what? - forced/coerced into sex, with optional audience
I hate you. So much. - mutual dislike = hot sex
We're pretending, right? - characters are forced to pose as lovers. Where does the pretense blur into reality?
Let's go again! - physically impossible/highly improbable sex
Where did you get that? - regardless of situation, sex toys, lube and accessories etc are always available
I'm lost for words - character is unexpectedly hot/well endowed/expert at sex/all of the above