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Mar 12, 2009 14:45

[The door to a room is open. A light flickers inside, but even through the shrouds of darkness, the signs of former remnants of moe can be seen. On one side of the room, posters of Kyouya are taped to the walls, haphazardly over whatever posters of moe had been there. Figures of Kyouya on the desk, in all different poses, same eerie smile. Plushies ( Read more... )

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blazing_style March 12 2009, 23:10:08 UTC
He was kind of a jerk.

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fangirlizm March 12 2009, 23:14:05 UTC
[Piqued.]

He isn't. Kyouya is nice... nicer than the school combined... he'll wait for me after class...

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blazing_style March 12 2009, 23:18:11 UTC
You're joking, right? He was two-faced, full of it, and, frankly, as one straight man objectively evaluating another?

He wasn't THAT good-looking.

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fangirlizm March 12 2009, 23:23:05 UTC
He is more beautiful than everyone at the school... combined. He never lies. He's generous, and loving... and saves stray kittens...

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blazing_style March 12 2009, 23:24:02 UTC
I think I saw him eat a kitten once.

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fangirlizm March 12 2009, 23:35:33 UTC
He wouldn't do that... He'd never do that... Stop saying those things... Kyouya would never do that... Kyouya is perfect... Kyouya is nice... Kyouya is strong... Kyouya is helpful... Kyouya has a job... Kyouya talks to me... Kyouya took me to dinner... Kyouya took me to a dance... Kyouya danced with me... Kyouya walked me home... Kyouya helped me... Kyouya told me I did a good job... Kyouya gave me a Christmas present...

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blazing_style March 12 2009, 23:43:00 UTC
Noooo, Kyouya was a prick. He went with you and someone else to the onsen party while hitting on Etna. He gave backhanded compliments like they were going out of style. He was so full of it that it was coming out of his ears.

You--of all people--getting this worked up over one guy disappearing? One that wasn't genuinely nice to you? You, the person always telling everyone else about love and affection? I'd say there's more fish in the sea or say that you could get someone better or that he's not really gone, just home, or that you'll see him again, but...

Honestly, right now? You're just pitiful. I wouldn't have expected you of all people to sit around feeling sorry for yourself.

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1/? fangirlizm March 12 2009, 23:45:55 UTC
fangirlizm March 12 2009, 23:49:10 UTC
fangirlizm March 12 2009, 23:50:07 UTC
4/4 fangirlizm March 12 2009, 23:51:35 UTC
Get out!

[THROWS A KYOUYA PLUSHIE! And another! And another! And she's trying to close the door on him.]

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blazing_style March 12 2009, 23:56:13 UTC
NO.

[Catches one of the plushies and burns it. He sticks his arm in the way of the door.]

RENGE. You are weird, you get into everyone's business, and you embarrass people on a regular basis.

BUT YOU'RE NOT A BAD PERSON. You wouldn't let someone lonely and miserable sit there and sulk! You can do better than Kyouya. Far better! It's not the end of the world that he left, so stop this damned pity-party already!

...And if you really feel bad about Kyouya disappearing, just...dedicate the next Moe Moe Memento Eden to him. Or something.

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fangirlizm March 13 2009, 00:12:33 UTC
[She lets go of the door and tries to scrape together the ashes. Nooooooo Kyouyaaaaaaaaaa]

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blazing_style March 13 2009, 00:41:47 UTC
[Cautiously reaches out and grips Renge's shoulder. Keep in mind he's naturally scared of touching women.]

Renge, snap out of it! What are...uh, all of your fans and employees going to think?

Come on. You've got a lot more to your life than Kyouya. A lot more.

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fangirlizm March 13 2009, 00:50:59 UTC
... Like... moe...?

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blazing_style March 13 2009, 00:54:05 UTC
...Okaaaaaay, I was going to go with the standard 'friends that care about you' along with 'other potential love interests', but sure.

Moe.

That's a start.

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