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[fangirlizm]

Hm? What's this? Moe Moe Memento Eden, you say?

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[son_of_sigurd]

sdahfklhasfhkl

I'm NOT into little girls!

[fangirlizm]

Your signature is suspiciously close, though...

[son_of_sigurd]

Hers wasn't there when I signed it!

[fangirlizm]

... Was Dexter's signature already there?

[son_of_sigurd]

Um... As far as I recall, no.

[fangirlizm]

Oh.

I suppose it's back to shipping you with other men, then.

[son_of_sigurd]

WHAT?! Hey, wait a second here!

[fangirlizm]

Oh, it's quite all right! A lolicon is quite a different thing than slashable!

[son_of_sigurd]

But neither is an accurate portrayal of who I am!

[fangirlizm]

Oh! Oh, all right, then. I'll give you an opportunity! Describe yourself in a way that would make even the hungriest fangirl happy!

[son_of_sigurd]

Eh? Oh, all right, let me see here...

...I was born a prince, the rightful heir to the most powerful nation in the known world. However...because of the radical ambitions of a power-hungry lesser noble...my father was betrayed and murdered, my mother was taken as his wife, and I was forced into hiding. I hid for years, waiting for the time to strike back.

And finally that time came. My army and I struck back, and I don't know what all happened, but I do know the result, so it's okay we won back the kingdom and I claimed the throne that was mine by birthright. Since then, I have searched the world for a lovely young woman -- lovely both inside and out -- to make my own and to start a family with. And I believe I've found her. I found a goddess -- and she loves me back with all her heart.

[fangirlizm]

Slashy hero-type.

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[semper_fi_bitch]

Whoa, hey, since when do I not count as other men?!

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[semper_fi_bitch]

...

[3/3]

[semper_fi_bitch]

Oh, fuck, that was a bad call. IGNORE THAT.

[fangirlizm]

*ships*