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[fangirlizm]

WELCOME to the first official class of Renge's School of Fangirls and Fanboys, dedicated to those in Memento Eden who have yet to be educated in the arts of fangirling and fanboying! Our topic today will be:

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[im_in_despair]

This can't be part of the official curriculum!

[fangirlizm]

Oh? Are you a teacher?

[im_in_despair]

Of course I am! I'm Professor Itoshiki of the Social Studies department! I demand an explanation!

[fangirlizm]

Hmm, a teacher, huh? Yes, yes, I can see it now! This is perfect for teacher-student forbidden love! You're quite a gloomy type, so you need a cheerful girl or boy to balance it out! I can eat five bowls of rice for this!

[im_in_despair]

Don't write fanfiction about someone you've just met!

[fangirlizm]

Even more importantly than that! Where's your cheerful item?

[im_in_despair]

I don't want a cheeful item! It would detract from my aura of despair!

[fangirlizm]

Or! It could even enhance it! Imagine, against your cheerful item, your aura of despair will look even blacker! And there can be so many comparisons made! Ah, yes, your cheerful item will have white wings, and you, black! It would make a beautiful metaphorical fanart!

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[im_in_despair]

You know, that's actually a fairly compelling argument, really. With the added contrast, I'd--

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[im_in_despair]

What am I saying?! I refuse! No cheerful item, no fanfiction!

[fangirlizm]

You know, Mokona would also make a good match with you, too. Yes, and she's not only a magical talking animal, but a white one at that! A contrast to your black hair! Ah, yes, against a beautiful blue sky! A sweet love!

[im_in_despair]

Obey your elders! Leave me alone!

[fangirlizm]

Oh, yes, before I forget! Professor Itoshiki, I've decided that I shall be in your class starting tomorrow! After all, Social Studies can be quite romantic.

[im_in_despair]

In that case, your first assignment as a member of my class is to not try and make me a member of your class!

[fangirlizm]

But I'm not an official member of your class yet! Mr. Raven said that the school is mostly for village children, so I shall be volunteering in your class as a student! Which works out perfectly well!

[im_in_despair]

You can't be in my class without being a member of my class! That's cheating the system!