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[fangfatale]

Puck.  Why you not bring me gifts?  No figs, no jewels, no shiny things.  And no sex.

I leave my good home to come be harem girl, and you not even come to taste my perfumed skin.  Not even biggest dowry is worth this.  What good big dowry if you not even giving it to me once in a while?  Think should have become part of Sultan's harem instead.

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[fun_in_here]

It should be a crime to neglect a lady like you.

[fangfatale]

Yes. A crime.

He needs punishment.

[fun_in_here]

I like how you think, sweetface. But hey, maybe you'd prefer a guy who could appreciate you a little more...?

[fangfatale]

Would depend on how appreciative.

[fun_in_here]

Oh, I'unno. The worship-the-ground-you-walk-on kinda appreciative, mm, gorgeous?

[fangfatale]

I like shiny things. I like food. I like sex.

You give those?