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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, prophetspawn (-5000 points). In May I gave sookiestckhouse a kidney (1000 points). In August I pulled apoxuponyou's hair (-5 points). In April I stole firstandalways's purse (-30 points). Last Thursday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5047 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
fang_of_spades
...I broke Iraq?