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Title: Tomato Ewan
Fandom: Real Person
Characters: Ewan McGregor
Prompt: 011 Red
Word Count: 304
Rating: PG-13
Summary: My Muse dressed like a tomato last week and I'm having little fun with him.
Author's Notes: Ewan last week did dressed as a tomato last week and I couldn't resisted teasing him about that. As always grammars errors are untentionally. Update this is my third attempt of trying to post this. I'm having trouble with it. Sorry
011 Red
Oh dear my Muse. I do believe you got to dress as a tomato last week. You were so cute, even though you did look like a grump.
Ah but seeing you like that. Yum !!!
How does one eat a perfect tomato?
Should I eat at room temperature or wait until you get warm and juicy.
I'll be the devil by chopping you up, tossing you into a salad and drizzling you with dressing. After all, there is nothing better than seeing a red ripe tomato, coated in oil waiting to be tasted. Oh Yes!. Then stabbing you, oops I mean the tomato with a fork, placing it into my mouth and bitting into it. A stray juice will escape from the corner of my mouth.
Then again -
I really preferred my tomato cooked. They really do taste better warm or hot.
Pasta yes, Good ole pasta. Zitis Yes that one. (Ok it's actually penne mezzane but everybody calls it zitis) Nothing like a plate of zitas, coated with sauce and lots of gooey cheese, lots of cheese. Now I do like the sauce to have chunks of tomato in it. So you'll be that part. Ah yes there's nothing like eating some tube shaped pasta with a chunk of tomato.
Lets see. I could grill you, giving a new meaning to getting burned by your lover. And scorched marks would be so becoming of you, since you have taken up scorching up your lungs again. Yes you look stupid with a cigarette in your mouth or were you missing another similar shaped object.
I really should stop reading slash about you but then again, after that kiss at the premiere in London.
Can you blame me?
However, I have no tomato in this house. No cucumber either too.
Just a simple banana.
Fandom: Real Person
Characters: Ewan McGregor
Prompt: 011 Red
Word Count: 304
Rating: PG-13
Summary: My Muse dressed like a tomato last week and I'm having little fun with him.
Author's Notes: Ewan last week did dressed as a tomato last week and I couldn't resisted teasing him about that. As always grammars errors are untentionally. Update this is my third attempt of trying to post this. I'm having trouble with it. Sorry
011 Red
Oh dear my Muse. I do believe you got to dress as a tomato last week. You were so cute, even though you did look like a grump.
Ah but seeing you like that. Yum !!!
How does one eat a perfect tomato?
Should I eat at room temperature or wait until you get warm and juicy.
I'll be the devil by chopping you up, tossing you into a salad and drizzling you with dressing. After all, there is nothing better than seeing a red ripe tomato, coated in oil waiting to be tasted. Oh Yes!. Then stabbing you, oops I mean the tomato with a fork, placing it into my mouth and bitting into it. A stray juice will escape from the corner of my mouth.
Then again -
I really preferred my tomato cooked. They really do taste better warm or hot.
Pasta yes, Good ole pasta. Zitis Yes that one. (Ok it's actually penne mezzane but everybody calls it zitis) Nothing like a plate of zitas, coated with sauce and lots of gooey cheese, lots of cheese. Now I do like the sauce to have chunks of tomato in it. So you'll be that part. Ah yes there's nothing like eating some tube shaped pasta with a chunk of tomato.
Lets see. I could grill you, giving a new meaning to getting burned by your lover. And scorched marks would be so becoming of you, since you have taken up scorching up your lungs again. Yes you look stupid with a cigarette in your mouth or were you missing another similar shaped object.
I really should stop reading slash about you but then again, after that kiss at the premiere in London.
Can you blame me?
However, I have no tomato in this house. No cucumber either too.
Just a simple banana.