Fandom: Monstrous Regiment (a Discworld Group)
Characters: All of Them. A Veritable Cast of Thousands. :-)
Prompt: All of Them.
Word Count: 100 - 2907 (See "Info" for individual fics).
Rating: K - MA (See "Info" for individual fics).
Summary: While a number of these fics include (and are explicitely about) other characters in MR, all of the stories follow an arc that traces Mal's life from when she was a child (under 50), right up until she dies (permanently, I mean).
As such, I can summarize the entire 100-fic project as "Mal's life-story, with interludes". They have been numbered for your convenience, so that you can read them in the correct order. :-)
(Yes, there are some discrepancies... I didn't work out how vampires age until I'd already written a couple of fics making reference to how old Mal is... For the sake of clarity: While some fics suggest otherwise (oops), Mal actually joined the army at the age of about 122. She would have looked about twenty (by human reconning) at that point. (50 years = about '15' in Vampire life-span... After that, they appear to age one 'human year' for every ten years that they live... They have a natural life-span of about 1,000 years).
Notes and/or warnings: As you will quickly discover, in my ficverse, Mal is gay-gay-gay, and always has been. As such, there is femslash a-go-go all through this stuff. Polly features prominantly. (I state for the record: Yay for believable slash!)
There is humour. There is fluff. There is explicite sex. There is romance. There is True Love. There is all the blessed joy of our existence. There is also post-traumatic stress, attempted suicide, successful suicide (sort of), rape, murder, terror, incest, and all the pain and terror of our existence. (Don't worry, the "Info" sections for each fic will warn you about the nastier stuff... and the fluffier stuff).
I hope I have presented them well. :-)
Read on, if you dare. :-)
001.Title: Dish
Characters: Polly, Shufti,
Word Count: 391
Rating: K
Notes: Gossip & Cleaning
#26.
Beginnings.
002.Title: Oops
Characters: Mal, Polly, technically Clogston & Rosemary, OC
Word Count: 636
Rating: MA
Notes: Never Interupt a Captain. Contains sex.
#84
Middles.
003. Title: The End of All Things
Characters: Mal, DEATH, OCs.
Word Count: 634
Rating: M
Notes: Contains character death.
#99
Ends.
004. Title: Scar Tissue
Characters: Polly
Word Count: 403
Rating: T
Notes: There are different kinds of scars.
#93
Insides.
005. Title: Isn't She Strange
Characters: Mal, OCs
Word Count: 350
Rating: T
Notes: The Begining of Mal's Story
#1
Outsides. 006. Title: The Vigil
Characters: Polly, Mal, Rosemary, OCs
Word Count: 2010
Rating: T
Notes: Polly Almost Dies (this happens a lot).
#66
Hours.
007. Title: Cold Bat
Characters: Mal, OCs
Word Count: 1077
Rating: MA
Notes: Slightly Heavy. Contains Withdrawl Symtoms.
#15
Days.008. Title: Chosen Man
Characters: Jackrum, OC
Word Count: 100
Rating: K+ (For language, if nothing else)
Notes: Jackrum decides to Follow William.
#2
Weeks.
009. Title: Out of Reach
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 259
Rating: T (for Longing)
Notes: Why Polly doesn't want Winter to end.
#43
Months.
010. Title: Sharing
Characters: Mal.
Word Count: 258
Rating: K+
Notes: Mal Reflects on the life she and Polly share.
#96
Years.
011.Title: Red as Blood
Characters: Polly, Mal, references to OCs.
Word Count: 535
Rating: T (for implied violence)
Notes: Polly gets a look into Mal's memories.
#83
Red.
012.Title: A Fire Inside
Characters:
Word Count: 100
Rating: T
Notes: Lofty thinks about Tonker.
#12
Orange.013.Title: Soldier/Girl
Characters: Mal, Polly
Word Count: 157
Rating: K+
Notes: Polly dresses like a Girl.
#79
Yellow.
014.Title: Strange Fire
Characters: Mal
Word Count: 505
Rating: M (for attempted suicide)
Notes: Mal touches the hublights.
#8
Green.015. Title: So Deep I Could Drown in Them
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 270
Rating: T (for kissing and implied sex).
Notes: Polly gets a chance to really look at Mal's eyes.
#52
Blue.
016.Title: Brandy Pillows
Characters: Anagovia, mention of Froc.
Word Count: 100
Rating: T (for thinking about a younger... man)
Notes: Inspired by Hyel's certainty that Captain Froc and the Duchess had a thing going on.
#5
Purple.
017.Title: Coffee Coloured Eyes
Characters: Mal, Polly.
Word Count: 725
Rating: T (for fear of going over the edge)
Notes: I gave Polly brown eyes, because I didn't want her to be too stereotypically 'blond heroine'. And then I realized just what shade of brown they were.
#23
Brown.
018.Title: Black Coffee, Not Black Velvet
Characters: Mal, Polly.
Word Count: 390
Rating: T
Notes: There are worse things than the Beast that lurk within a reformed vampire.
#47
Black.
019. Title: Beautiful
Characters: Polly, Mal, (Mary, OCs)
Word Count: 1190
Rating: K+
Notes: Polly starts noticing Mal. Just a little bit.
#33
White.
020.Title: Drifting
Characters: Mal
Word Count: 498
Rating: T (for going crazy)
Notes: A fic to answer the question of why Mal can re-materialize with all her clothes still on. Among other things.
#7
Colourless. 021.Title: Just Friends
Characters: Mal, Polly, OCs
Word Count: 530
Rating: K+
Notes: Mal realizes that Polly is distracting her.
#32
Friends.
022.Title: "The Devil Shall Be My Sergeant
Characters: Mal, Polly, OCs
Word Count: 382
Rating: M (for serious injury)
Notes: My first MR fic. :-)
#60
Enemies.
023. My Beloved is Mine, and I am Hers
Characters: Polly, Mal
Word Count: 896
Rating: M (for explicite sexual content)
Notes: Contains exerpts from the Song of Songs.
#50
Lovers.
024.Title: Family
Characters: Mal, Polly, Shufti, Paul, Young Jack, OCs.
Word Count: 707
Rating: K+
Notes: Mal is learning what it's like to have a family that isn't crazy.
#78
Family.
025.Title: Working Girls
Characters: Tonker, OC.
Word Count: 1785
Rating: T- (for swearing, and implied violence).
Notes: The Saga of Lofty and Tonker Continuef! Featuring seedy bars, mysterious strangers, ladies of negotiable affection, and the alure of freedom.
#72
Strangers.
026.Title: Midnight Visitors
Characters: Polly, Mal, Lofty, Tonker, OCs.
Word Count: 1486
Rating: K+
Notes: Some Notorious Criminals Pay a Visit to Mal and Polly.
#97
Teammates.
027.Title: Blood Relatives
Characters: Mal, Polly, OCs
Word Count: 1157
Rating: T
Notes: Mal has a Visitor...
#94
Parents.
028.Title: Little Girls
Characters: Tonker, Lofty, OCs
Word Count: 478
Rating: M
Notes: Lofty and Tonker have a family now.
#62
Children.
029.Title: Stolen
Characters: Lofty, Tonker.
Word Count: 100
Rating: T (for sorrow)
Notes: Lofty had a daughter once. Do you remember?
#13
Birth.030.Title: A First Time for Everything
Characters: Mal, Polly, Death, OCs.
Word Count: 1123
Rating: M
Notes: Mal and Polly get a little bit closer. Warning: Contains Character Death.
#44
Death.
031.Title: Mental Chasms
Characters: Mal, Polly.
Word Count: 414
Rating: T
Notes: Funny where a conversation can take you, isn't it...
#40
Sunrise.
032.Title: A Subtle Change
Characters: Mal, mention of Polly
Word Count: 214
Rating: K+
Notes: Sunset has a different connotation when you're a vampire. Inspired, to some degree, by A. E. Housman's poem "XXXVII".
#46
Sunset.
033.Title: Anything for You
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 601
Rating: T
Notes: The things we do for love.
#76
Too Much.
034.Title: Ravishing
Characters: Mal, Polly, OCs.
Word Count: 1105
Rating: M
Notes: Contains sex. Well... sort of... It's all in her head, really...
#29
Not Enough.
035.Title: The Special Room
Characters: Wazzer, Father Jupe, the Duchess, OCs.
Word Count: 367
Rating: M
Notes: Contains physical and sexual violence.
#17
Sixth Sense. 036.Title: Apricots
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 1379
Rating: M
Notes: Explicite sexual content.
#65
Smell.
037.Title: Night Terrors
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 328
Rating: T (for nightmares)
Notes: What it's like living with someone who, effectively, has post-traumatic-stress syndrom...
#87
Sound.
038.Title: Not Playing
Characters: Polly, Mal, OCs.
Word Count: 2907
Rating: T (for kissing and wanting more than that).
Notes: Finally...
#49
Touch.
039.Title: What Dreams May Come
Characters: Mal, Polly.
Word Count: 667
Rating: T (For blood, nakedness, and kissing).
Notes: Mal has disturbing dreams...
#45
Taste.
040. Title: The Watcher
Characters: Mal, Polly, Igor, Jackrum, Mr. Eyebrow, etc.
Word Count: 355
Rating: K+
Notes:The first of seven or so fics that look at MR from Mal's point of view.
#18
Sight.
041.Title: Batman
Characters: Mal, Polly, OCs.
Word Count: 892
Rating: T (for kisses and slightly more than kisses).
Notes: Always remember to turn the light out. You never know who might be watching...
#63
Shapes.
042.Title: Nocturne
Characters: Mal, Polly, OCs.
Word Count: 1157
Rating: T
Notes: There's a new face at the General's Salon, and she wants to take Mal out for a bite.
#95
Triangle.
043.Title: I Was a Teenaged Vampire
Characters: Mal, OCs.
Word Count: 1089
Rating: T
Notes: Mal meets someone very special.
#4
Square.044.Title: I Miss You
Characters: Mal, Polly.
Word Count: 100
Rating: T
Notes: Healing happens at many levels.
#69
Circle.
045.Title: What the Moon Sees
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 893
Rating: T+ (for non-con blood and desire).
Notes: Sometimes dreams are as contagious as halucinations.
#75
Moon.
046.Title: Fourteen Miles
Characters: Froc, Jackrum.
Word Count: 597
Rating: T
Notes: Because I couldn't help thinking that Froc had a bit of a soft-spot for Jackrum.
#3
Star.
047.Title: Heart Beat
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 533
Rating: T+ (for implied sex)
Notes: Why do vampires live so long?
#54
Heart.
048.Title: Banditry has its Privileges
Characters: Tonker, OCs.
Word Count: 739
Rating: M (for cold-blooded killing).
Notes: Svetcha watches and learns.
#73
Diamond.
049.Title: Waking Up
Characters
Word Count: 454
Rating: K+
Notes: Thank the Gods for Klatchian Rare Roasted. More of MR from Mal's Point of View.
#24
Club.
050.Title: After the Burial
Characters: Mal, OCs.
Word Count: 100
Rating: T
Notes: Contains character death.
#98
Spade.
051.Title: Something You Should See
Characters:Mal, Polly.
Word Count: 543
Rating: M (for sexual content)
Notes: Mal has a surprise for Polly.
#88
Water.
052.Title: Memories
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 683
Rating: K+
Notes: Polly is lost in thought.
#38
Fire.
053.Title: Battle Scars
Characters: Private Ishth (OC)
Word Count: 206
Rating: K+
Notes: This is a piece done from the point of view of one of the Kvetch (See: Night Watch, I think, for a brief reference to them as being a major population group in Borogravia). Follow the promt-link, below, for more information)
#48
Earth.
054.Title: Summer Breeze
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 100
Rating: K+
Notes: Polly takes Mal down to the swimming hole.
#58
Air.
055.Title: Let This Be Real
Characters: Mal, Polly.
Word Count: 351
Rating: K+
Notes: They say that when you reach the end, you go back to the beginning again.
#100
Spirit.
056.Title: Curious
Characters: Mal, Polly.
Word Count: 297
Rating: K+
Notes: Polly tries coffee for the first time. Miraculously non-slashy. Whoa.
#31
Breakfast.
057.Title: Distracted
Characters: Polly, Mal, OC
Word Count: 530
Rating: K+
Notes: Aw. They have a crush on each other... (Somewhat fluffy)
#36
Lunch.
058.Title: An Unexpected Guest
Characters: Mal, Paul, Shufti, OCs.
Word Count: 1203
Rating: K+
Notes: It's Mal and Paul's first Hogswatch away from the Duchess.
#68
Dinner.
059.Title: Hungry Eyes
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 481
Rating: T+ (for implied sex)
Notes: Polly watches Mal and contemplates her lovliness.
#55
Food.
060.Title: White as Snow
Characters: Mal, Polly, OC
Word Count: 1760
Rating: M (for grevious injuries and near-death situations)
Notes: Because when you've got a vampire in a romantic situation... This is bound (by the laws of narative causality) to happen some time.
#82
Drink.
061.Title: Winter
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 189
Rating: T
Notes: There are benefits to cold weather.
#42
Winter.
062.Title: Let Love Reign
Characters: Polly, Mal, OCs (sort of)
Word Count: 571
Rating: M (for sexual content)
Notes: Make love not war. :-)
#71
Spring.
063.Title: All Things Considered
Characters: Mal, Polly, Rosemary, OCs.
Word Count: 339
Rating: K+
Notes: Polly watches Mal training the recruits.
#56
Summer.
064.Title: Autumn
Characters: Lofty, Tonker.
Word Count: 100
Rating: K+
Notes: Lofty's favourite time of year.
#41
Fall.
065.Title: Stockings are a Girl's Best Friend
Characters: Female soldiers of Borogravia (in chorus!)
Word Count: 200
Rating: T
Notes: A filk based on "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend" (Duch), Moulin Rouge version.
#19
Passing.
066.Title: Slightly Damp
Characters: Mal, Polly, OCs
Word Count: 731
Rating: K+
Notes: Vampires don't get wet in the rain... Why is that?
#35
Rain.
067.Title: A Little Help?
Characters: Mal, Polly, two of Shufti & Paul's kids.
Word Count: 456
Rating: K
Notes: Home for a visit to the Duchess. Uncle Mal is very popular with the kiddies.
#81
Snow.
068.Title: The Lady is With Me
Characters:
Word Count: 1337
Rating: T (for stupid men who don't take no for an answer, and unexpected though-patterns)
Notes: Polly discovers something she hadn't realized about herself...
#34
Lightening.
069.Title: Make Me Your Own
Characters: Polly, Mal, OCs
Word Count: 2344
Rating: M (for unconsenting teeth, and minor sexual content)
Notes: Mal and Polly run into one of Mal's old... 'friends'.
#57
Thunder.
070.Title: Soaking Wet
Characters: Mal, Polly
Word Count: 475
Rating: T+ (for suggestive comments & implied sex)
Notes: Romantic antics in an august rainstorm. Fluffy. :-)
#80
Storm.
071.Title: Confessions
Characters: Mal, Polly.
Word Count: 585
Rating: T- (for out-pourings of anguish)
Notes: Mal explains why she hates the whole 'underwire nightdress thing'.
#28
Broken.
072.Title: Save Me
Characters: Mal, Polly.
Word Count: 856
Rating: T
Notes: Mal and Polly have a stress-induced argument.
#67
Fixed.
073.Title: Sunlight
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 100
Rating: T
Notes: Inspired by a well-known Finnish song called 'Goblin and Sunray'.
#64
Light.
074.Title: Some Mother's Son
Characters: Polly, Mal, OCs
Word Count: 509
Rating: M (for scenes of battle)
Notes: Polly's first real battle... and how she handles it.
#37
Dark.
075.Title: More than a Kiss
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 302
Rating: M (for sexual content)
Notes: Polly may look good in a dress, but Mal looks damn fine in velvet.
#74
Shade.
076.Title: Honesty
Characters: Mal, Polly, (technically the rest of the Squad).
Word Count: 298
Rating: K+
Notes: MR from Mal's PoV, #2. Mal learns Polly's name.
#20
Who?
077.Title: Love Letters
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 418
Rating: T
Notes: Polly finds some of Mal's poetry in a desk drawer.
#91
What?
078.Title: Where the Metal Meets the Meat
Characters: Mal, Jade, Jackrum, and an OC cast of hundreds.
Word Count: 1342
Rating: M (for scenes of battle)
Notes: MR from Mal's PoV, #7. Taking the Kneck.
#25
Where?
079.Title: When Their Guard is Down
Characters: Mal, Polly.
Word Count:m 192
Rating: K+
Notes: Inspired by the US cover of MR, which I find rather vile.
#30
When?
080.Title: Because of Her
Characters: OCs, mention of Polly.
Word Count: 769
Rating: K+
Notes: A couple of new recruits discuss why they joined the army.
#89
Why?
081.Title: How Long Have I Felt This Way?
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 510
Rating: M (for fantasies)
Notes: Polly contemplates her feelings for Mal.
#39
How?
082.Title: The Way You Haunt My Dreams
Characters: Mal, Polly, technically the Squad.
Word Count: 283
Rating: T
Notes: MR from Mal's PoV, #4. Mal worries about where her mind is going.
#22
If.
083.Title: Consequences
Characters: Mal, OCs.
Word Count: 691
Rating: T (for violence)
Notes: And: conjuction, 1. in addition to. 2. as a consequence. 3. then, afterwards.
(Gilmour, Lorna (Ed). 2004. Essential Canadian English Dictionary and Thesaurus. Harper Collins: Glasgow, Scotland. P. 30)
#6
And.084.Title: My Only Brother
Characters: Polly, Paul, Shufti, baby Jack.
Word Count: 100
Rating: T (for budding romance)
Notes: Polly watches her brotehr and her friend falling in love with each other.
#27
He.
085.Title: Together Alone
Characters: Mal, OCs
Word Count: 389
Rating: M (for sex)
Notes: Mal discovers that there are other girls like her...
#9
She. 086.Title: Walking Out
Characters: Polly, Paul, Mr. Perks, Mrs. Perks, OCs.
Word Count: 1877
Rating: M (for attempted rape)
Notes: Sort of a song-fic -- I made up some folk-song-esque verses to go with the story, but they aren't actually required.
#11
Choices.087.Title: Answers
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 1817
Rating: M (for violence, terror, and implied rape).
Notes: Polly finally finds out what happened in Mal's Past.
#85
Life.
088.Title: Thank You, Lord deWincy
Characters: Blouse, Emmeline.
Word Count: 581
Rating: T (for very polite romance)
Notes: Oh, fer cute. Young Blouse meets the love of his life.
#14
School.089.Title: You Fight like a Girl
Characters: Polly, Mal, OCs.
Word Count: 536
Rating: T (for implied murder of enemy soldiers)
Notes: Polly and her Little Lads are ambushed by an enemy squad.
#59
Work.
090.Title: Visitors
Characters: Polly, Mal, Shufti, Paul, little Jack, OC (Shufti's baby daughter).
Word Count: 1140
Rating: T- (for discussion of romance, and inuendo).
Notes: Polly finally brings Mal home to 'meet the family'.
#53
Home.
091.Title: Sweet Young Thing
Characters: Mal, Polly.
Word Count: 620
Rating: M (for sexual nudity)
Notes: Polly turns fifty.
#90
Birthday.
092.Title: Soldiers Don't Wear Rings
Characters: Mal, Polly, OCs
Word Count: 580
Rating: K+ (For Romance)
Notes: Under the mistletoe, a marriage proposal of sorts.
#77
Christmas.
093.Title: The Morning After
Characters: Mal, Polly
Word Count: 224
Rating: T+ (for making out, if not out-right sex)
Notes: This is not a dream.
#51
Thanksgiving.
094.Title: Briar Rose
Characters: Mal.
Word Count: 233
Rating: K+
Notes: Mal leaves home. Free, at last!
#16
Independence.095.Title: Lucky
Characters: Mal, Polly.
Word Count: 371
Rating: T
Notes: Mal knows exactly how lucky she is.
#70
New Year.
096.Title: Training
Characters: Mal, Froc.
Word Count: 920
Rating: T
Notes: Sergeant von Borogvia explains her actions to General Froc.
#61
Writer's Choice 1.
097.Title: How Sweet
Characters: Mal, Polly.
Word Count: 694
Rating: K+ (for kissing)
Notes: Chocolatiers don't die. They just fade away...
#86
Writer's Choice 2.
098.Title: Love and Loss
Characters: Polly, Mal.
Word Count: 100
Rating: T
Notes: Mal thinks about Polly's mortality.
#92
Writer's Choice 3.
099.Title: An Old Friend of the Family
Characters: Mal, Otto, the Squad.
Word Count: 334
Rating: K+
Notes: MR from Mal's PoV, #3. Mal and Otto have a discussion.
#21
Writer's Choice 4.
100.Title: Fathers and Daughters
Characters: Lofty, Tonker, OCs.
Word Count: 218
Rating: M (for references to incest and murder)
Notes: Tonker's story, as told from the point of view of Lofty.
#10
Writer's Choice 5.
So there you have it. :-)
What do you think? :-)
- TTFN,
- Amazon. :-)