Optimus
На ebay.com продали клаву Лєбєдєва. Продали за 2 750 зелених американських грошових одиниць. Не буду торкатись саомго факту продажу, торкнусь продавця. Продавець - пекельний чортяка. Зачитуюсь питаннями та відповідями, іноді ридаю.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290202635658
Для того щоб продивитись всі питання та відповіді необхідна реєстрація. Тому я їх викладу під катом.
Q:
Does this keyboard have an "Any Key"? My computer is always asking me to push that key but my low-end keyboard doesn't seem to have one.
A:
Yes, you can make 113 ANY keys if you want.
Q:
Will i be a babe magnet if i carry this keyboard around while im out shopping ?
A:
Unfortunately I think this keyboard will likely attract the wrong element. But at least you will have your new friend with the Battlestar Galactica shirt.
Q:
hi what is so special about this keyboard and why does it cost so much?
A:
My daughter is very cute and all of these bidders just want to helppay for her college education.
Q:
how cool is this keyboard??? I mean, if you can REALLY tell me how cool it is...i'll probably buy it!!....i kinda have alot of money. haha
A:
It is aproximately 2 degrees on the Kelvin scale.
Q:
How about a trade? My soul for your keyboard? Sounds fair to me. What do your say? Deal?
A:
I think the bidding has moved beyond the value of your soul.
Q:
Pretty high for a keyboard ;) what is so special about it?
A:
The seller is really cool
Q:
I want to ask something funny, too :( Will you pity me and add this question to the listing? Cookie?
A:
I will if you ask something funny.
Q:
Are you on drugs you can buy this keyboard direct for under $500.00 Tell your kid to get a job like the rest of us......
A:
Thanks for your helpful input. I do not believe you can acquire this particular item for under $500. Maybe for around $1500, but alas they are either sold out or not yet shipping. If you want one of these right now this is the only place I know of to get one.
Q:
how can you tell which key to press because i cant see any lettering on the keyboard? so much money for a keyboard which hasnt even got letters.
A:
Press the "any" key.
Q:
why is this so expensive?
A:
Free market economics. High demand and very low supply.
Q:
hi, what does this transform into i mean optimus prime transforms into a truck what about this???
A:
It turns into 113 little displays. And for me it turns into a wheel-barrel of cash!
Q:
HI THERE HOW MANY ACTIVE KEY BUTTONS MODEL IS THIS THE 1 , 10, 47 OR 113
A:
All 113. This is the 'mac-daddy' version.
Q:
Would you like to touch my monkey?
A:
Thanks, but I would prefer not to. I can put you intouch with some nice people in Nigeria who might be interested in your usiong your monkey to help them smuggle the king's gold out of the country.
Some quick answers to questions from the original listing:
Yes this is real. If you are local to Atlanta - local pickup or delivery can be arranged.
This is the model with an OLED on each and every key. The full blown original Optimus Maximus Keyboard.
I will ship anywhere outside of the US, but you will have to pay actual shipping costs on the carrier of your choice.
For the guy on Engadget who points out that this does not make toast, I will include a toaster for the winning bidder.
I am not interested in helping you smuggle your Nigerian gold out of the country, but thanks for the offer.
I do not believe this will improve your love life.
Your bids will help my youngest daughter, Elise, go to college. I will likely be putting the proceeds from this into her 529 account. She is only 1 now so this could eventually pay for a year of college.
It might help you make friends. If you use it in a Starbucks I am sure that guy with the Battlestar Galactica shirt will ask you about it.
Please see the the manufacturers web site for details on the firmware, system compatibility and such. I can confirm that this will NOT work with an Amiga OS.
Yes, I will combine shipping if you happen to also buy the Epson printer I am selling. If you are the winner or that auction (around $10) and also expect to win this auction please hold off and I will send you an invoice for both items with free shipping. Bonus - you will also get the toaster.
No, I will not sell the box separate from the keyboard.
No, I do not know 'will it blend?' I too would be interested to know. You'll have to buy it if you want to blend it. Maybe you can resell it after you blend it.
This item is being relisted due to a minor policy issue with the use of embedded web links. Due to the relisting I have shortened the time to a 3 day listing in order to still get this to the winning bidder quickly. The awesome people at ebay are also making this a "Home Page Feature Item" - sweet.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290202635658
Для того щоб продивитись всі питання та відповіді необхідна реєстрація. Тому я їх викладу під катом.
Q:
Does this keyboard have an "Any Key"? My computer is always asking me to push that key but my low-end keyboard doesn't seem to have one.
A:
Yes, you can make 113 ANY keys if you want.
Q:
Will i be a babe magnet if i carry this keyboard around while im out shopping ?
A:
Unfortunately I think this keyboard will likely attract the wrong element. But at least you will have your new friend with the Battlestar Galactica shirt.
Q:
hi what is so special about this keyboard and why does it cost so much?
A:
My daughter is very cute and all of these bidders just want to helppay for her college education.
Q:
how cool is this keyboard??? I mean, if you can REALLY tell me how cool it is...i'll probably buy it!!....i kinda have alot of money. haha
A:
It is aproximately 2 degrees on the Kelvin scale.
Q:
How about a trade? My soul for your keyboard? Sounds fair to me. What do your say? Deal?
A:
I think the bidding has moved beyond the value of your soul.
Q:
Pretty high for a keyboard ;) what is so special about it?
A:
The seller is really cool
Q:
I want to ask something funny, too :( Will you pity me and add this question to the listing? Cookie?
A:
I will if you ask something funny.
Q:
Are you on drugs you can buy this keyboard direct for under $500.00 Tell your kid to get a job like the rest of us......
A:
Thanks for your helpful input. I do not believe you can acquire this particular item for under $500. Maybe for around $1500, but alas they are either sold out or not yet shipping. If you want one of these right now this is the only place I know of to get one.
Q:
how can you tell which key to press because i cant see any lettering on the keyboard? so much money for a keyboard which hasnt even got letters.
A:
Press the "any" key.
Q:
why is this so expensive?
A:
Free market economics. High demand and very low supply.
Q:
hi, what does this transform into i mean optimus prime transforms into a truck what about this???
A:
It turns into 113 little displays. And for me it turns into a wheel-barrel of cash!
Q:
HI THERE HOW MANY ACTIVE KEY BUTTONS MODEL IS THIS THE 1 , 10, 47 OR 113
A:
All 113. This is the 'mac-daddy' version.
Q:
Would you like to touch my monkey?
A:
Thanks, but I would prefer not to. I can put you intouch with some nice people in Nigeria who might be interested in your usiong your monkey to help them smuggle the king's gold out of the country.
Some quick answers to questions from the original listing:
Yes this is real. If you are local to Atlanta - local pickup or delivery can be arranged.
This is the model with an OLED on each and every key. The full blown original Optimus Maximus Keyboard.
I will ship anywhere outside of the US, but you will have to pay actual shipping costs on the carrier of your choice.
For the guy on Engadget who points out that this does not make toast, I will include a toaster for the winning bidder.
I am not interested in helping you smuggle your Nigerian gold out of the country, but thanks for the offer.
I do not believe this will improve your love life.
Your bids will help my youngest daughter, Elise, go to college. I will likely be putting the proceeds from this into her 529 account. She is only 1 now so this could eventually pay for a year of college.
It might help you make friends. If you use it in a Starbucks I am sure that guy with the Battlestar Galactica shirt will ask you about it.
Please see the the manufacturers web site for details on the firmware, system compatibility and such. I can confirm that this will NOT work with an Amiga OS.
Yes, I will combine shipping if you happen to also buy the Epson printer I am selling. If you are the winner or that auction (around $10) and also expect to win this auction please hold off and I will send you an invoice for both items with free shipping. Bonus - you will also get the toaster.
No, I will not sell the box separate from the keyboard.
No, I do not know 'will it blend?' I too would be interested to know. You'll have to buy it if you want to blend it. Maybe you can resell it after you blend it.
This item is being relisted due to a minor policy issue with the use of embedded web links. Due to the relisting I have shortened the time to a 3 day listing in order to still get this to the winning bidder quickly. The awesome people at ebay are also making this a "Home Page Feature Item" - sweet.