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Golf Cart Chauffeurs, outside the campus gates

Apr 22, 2006 12:40

Just outside the campus gates were a number of golf carts and - for some reason that GOB wasn't going to ask about - a canoe. They were ready to take a bunch of annoying kids who were probably going to get some action tonight down to Town Hall for a stupid prom. Oh, boy, that sounded like fun. Driving kids around. Wheee ( Read more... )

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Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! bluth_illusions April 22 2006, 17:42:47 UTC

Hop on one and prepare to zoom across town at low speeds!

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! bluth_illusions April 22 2006, 18:07:53 UTC

GOB was by his golf cart practicing some illusions to pass the time. Whee.

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! badassbutler April 22 2006, 18:13:45 UTC

Alfred was, himself, standing next to a black golf cart in full Chauffeurs dress. Including a hat.

If this suprises you at all, you don't know Alfred.

He nodded to GOB.

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! bluth_illusions April 22 2006, 18:21:19 UTC

"Don't you think you're overdoing it a little? It's not your prom," GOB said. Because he didn't know Alfred.

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! badassbutler April 22 2006, 18:55:55 UTC

"If something is worth doing," Alfred said. "It is worth doing right. Don't you think?"

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! bluth_illusions April 22 2006, 19:00:29 UTC

"Sometimes. But it's golf carts. These kids are lucky I'm wearing pants for this," GOB said.

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! bluth_illusions April 23 2006, 00:00:53 UTC

"Hey, hat guy," GOB called from by a group of three people. "I've got some passengers for you."

[OOC: Please meet them in the Drive thread and take them where they want to go.]

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! crowt_robot April 22 2006, 18:48:39 UTC

Crow arrived and picked the golf cart that he thought looked the fastest. How he came to that decision even he didn't know. He sat in the drivers seat, pretending to be a race car driver. Engine noises and all.

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! bluth_illusions April 22 2006, 19:04:14 UTC

GOB just stared at this sight. And he listened to the noises.

Sure this was Fandom, but that was just damn weird.

"Err. Are you this 'Robot' guy who signed up? Or are you just some random weirdo?"

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! crowt_robot April 22 2006, 19:09:08 UTC

Crow paused his run in the Indy 500 to look over at GOB.

"Yes. I am Crow T. Robot. If I was a random weirdo I'm sure I'd have something better to do." he says. He then realized he insulted himself. "I'm only doing this for the money, pal. I have plenty of other things to do. And by things I mean hot chicks in bikinis."

He laughed at this longer than necessary.

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! bluth_illusions April 22 2006, 19:14:40 UTC

GOB looked around quickly. No gray people. Good. He could react to that.

"Where are the bikini chicks? I haven't seen any around recently."

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! crowt_robot April 22 2006, 19:23:22 UTC

Crow leans back and if he could manage facial expressions he would have a smug look on his face. "They're everywhere. See, the trick is to make them come to you. Women go after what they want." he says, looking GOB over.

"I run the movie theather in town. Perfect place to pick up ladies. Especially with the a/c pumping into the theater and a scary movie playing." he says.

Crow, of course, had no idea what he was talking about. He had spent the last ten years in space with a stoner in a jumpsuit.

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! bluth_illusions April 22 2006, 19:28:06 UTC

"The theater? Last time I was there, there was a psychotic duck. Not friends with you, was he, 'Crow'?" GOB asked accusingly.

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! crowt_robot April 22 2006, 19:44:46 UTC

"Hey buddy, I take no responsibility for an psychotic birds that enter my theater." he says "You obviously must have done something to piss him off."

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! bluth_illusions April 22 2006, 19:46:34 UTC

"I think it was the concessions chick who pissed him off. She's psycho, too," GOB said.

Re: Chauffeurs: Take your golf cart! crowt_robot April 22 2006, 19:49:31 UTC

"Jaye? Yeah, she's insane. Knows how to keep the place clean though, I'll give her that." he says "Jaye isn't the worst employee. It's that Crunch Buttsteak you have to watch out for."

"He ate my blow up doll." he says sadly.

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