Groovy Tunes, Thursday
"How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?"
"We weren't really into it!" Lottie told the stereo. "Seriously, we had, like, fourteen bazillion wars going on, mostly with France, and nobody really cared about the colonies except George! Who we hated, too! He was well bonkers!"
Lottie didn't really know that much about the American war for independence or her own country in the late 18th century, but she knew George III was crazy and she was well tired of the stereo constantly playing hiphop history at her.
"Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!"
"You're singing about a war! You could be so much more metal!"
This had been going on for a month now. This stereo system was non-stop.
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Somehow defeat a global superpower?"
"We weren't really into it!" Lottie told the stereo. "Seriously, we had, like, fourteen bazillion wars going on, mostly with France, and nobody really cared about the colonies except George! Who we hated, too! He was well bonkers!"
Lottie didn't really know that much about the American war for independence or her own country in the late 18th century, but she knew George III was crazy and she was well tired of the stereo constantly playing hiphop history at her.
"Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!"
"You're singing about a war! You could be so much more metal!"
This had been going on for a month now. This stereo system was non-stop.
[open!]