Dite's Decadent Delights [Wednesday afternoon]
So. When one owned a sex shop, and there was a sudden influx of amorousness, one clearly needed to capitalize on it. And Irene, truly, had been remiss -- between her cold and the blizzard and Valentine's Day and class, she hadn't even gotten in to put a sign in the window to capitalize on it.
She had also been busy with other things, to be fair. Including, but not limited to: writing flirtatious texts, deleting them, creepily perusing the staff directory to see who was cute and possibly single (don't you bloody judge her), trying to figure out how Tinder worked, irritably throwing her phone across the room, and purchasing a new phone this morning.
She was a busy lady, okay?
In any case, she was in today and determined to keep her mind on the accounting and inventory sheets she had in front of her. She'd put a sign in the window after a bit of deliberation:
BUY ONE, GET ONE 50% OFF ALL MERCHANDISE.
Because God knows you can probably use more than one of whatever it is, this week
She would've put something more clever, but succinct and to-the-point seemed like a better course of action, just today.
[open and OCD-free! I'm my usual SPish until about 6:30 EST tonight.]
She had also been busy with other things, to be fair. Including, but not limited to: writing flirtatious texts, deleting them, creepily perusing the staff directory to see who was cute and possibly single (don't you bloody judge her), trying to figure out how Tinder worked, irritably throwing her phone across the room, and purchasing a new phone this morning.
She was a busy lady, okay?
In any case, she was in today and determined to keep her mind on the accounting and inventory sheets she had in front of her. She'd put a sign in the window after a bit of deliberation:
BUY ONE, GET ONE 50% OFF ALL MERCHANDISE.
Because God knows you can probably use more than one of whatever it is, this week
She would've put something more clever, but succinct and to-the-point seemed like a better course of action, just today.
[open and OCD-free! I'm my usual SPish until about 6:30 EST tonight.]