Dite's Decadent Delights [Sunday]
It wasn't Irene's usual day to go in to the shop, and in fact, Sundays were usually strictly reserved for leisure. But this morning, she'd woken up to a suitcase beside her bed that read DISLOYAL, and that had been...disarming.
On her walk into town, she'd nearly tripped over a (beautiful, leather) handbag emblazoned with NOT AS SMART AS SHE THINKS SHE IS.
And when she reached the shop, she'd decided she'd better open it, since she wasn't much in the mood to carry home an enormous trunk reading COWARD. She left it off to the side for now, instead posting a sign in the window.
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE
For anyone with unwanted baggage today
When one found oneself in the midst of an annoying, inconvenient, embarrassing situation like this, one made lemonade. Or something.
On her walk into town, she'd nearly tripped over a (beautiful, leather) handbag emblazoned with NOT AS SMART AS SHE THINKS SHE IS.
And when she reached the shop, she'd decided she'd better open it, since she wasn't much in the mood to carry home an enormous trunk reading COWARD. She left it off to the side for now, instead posting a sign in the window.
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE
For anyone with unwanted baggage today
When one found oneself in the midst of an annoying, inconvenient, embarrassing situation like this, one made lemonade. Or something.