"Hey, it's no skin off my nose, copper. A free bunk, and now room service? Life in the cooler ain't so bad! Hey, ya got a dime? I never got my phone call."
Yep, everything was back to normal: Joker was messing with someone.
Re: Jail Cellsthe_merriestJuly 15 2014, 01:28:54 UTC
Rikku was so thoroughly tickled to be in jail again. It was so cute, the way they did jail around here. Everyone was, like, polite, and they gave you phone calls and tucked you in to bed.
(Look, jails back home tended to just throw you to your execution without a trial. This was novel.)
She put a hand to her head, melodramatically. "But I did it!" she insisted. "I'm guilty. Lock me up and throw away the key! I deserve my time!"
Re: Jail CellsraspberryturkJuly 15 2014, 02:10:20 UTC
So, Reno had woken up alone this morning, shoved a cat and a ferret and a duck off of himself, frowned, wondered where the hell Rikku was, and then had sat up with a very concise, "SHIT."
And now he was here. He'd pulled on, like, pants and everything, but figured it would probably be a good idea to get to the station as quickly as he could.
Now he was mostly just standing in the doorway and smirking to himself.
"You know, I came in to pick you up, babe, but now I'm wonderin' if you would just be having more fun today if I left you here, yo."
Re: Jail Cellsthe_merriestJuly 15 2014, 02:27:49 UTC
"I was gonna pick the lock and sneak out, but I feel like that's setting a bad example," Rikku chirped. "Do you know how long it's been since I last got arrested? It might've been out in California, with Dawn."
Hard to remember. All the arrests blurred together, after a while.
Re: Jail CellsraspberryturkJuly 15 2014, 02:52:01 UTC
"I have had worse weekends," Reno decreed, grinning. "I probably deserve to be the one wakin' up in here more than you, yo. You heard what was going on over the phone last night."
It had been anything but boring, which was exactly how Reno liked it.
Re: Jail Cellsthe_merriestJuly 15 2014, 03:09:08 UTC
"Of course I didn't," Rikku said, with her eyes as innocent and big as she could make them. "I totally really didn't hear anything like you crunching up some people and shooting them. Was it anybody I know?"
She wandered up to the bars so she could take a good-morning kiss. Maybe a brief one, 'cause she might smell a bit like prison cell.
"My fault," she insisted. "I'm the one who got caught. Oh, man, and I kept warning people not to hit on me, or else you'd smack them around."
Re: Jail CellsraspberryturkJuly 15 2014, 03:31:20 UTC
Reno couldn't help but laugh, at that.
"Nobody either of us know," Reno promised, because NPCs. "But damn, now you got me feelin' all big and tough. My girl needs a strong, mean Turk to take care of her, now?"
He was very obviously teasing, of course, but he couldn't help but smirk and reach a finger out to poke her in the ribs a moment after that kiss, there.
Re: Jail Cellsthe_merriestJuly 16 2014, 01:27:40 UTC
"Yeah, right," Rikku laughed. "I wasn't scared they were gonna grab me. I just wanted everyone to know I was property of Reno, so they didn't try anything. Not about to make my sugar daddy grumpy, yoto."
She should have just had that stamped on her somewhere prominent: PROPERTY OF RENO. What? He'd probably enjoy that.
God she hoped she didn't get sued.
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Emma felt for Vic, but she'd spent the night in lock-up and none of her winnings had survived the return to normality.
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Yep, everything was back to normal: Joker was messing with someone.
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(Look, jails back home tended to just throw you to your execution without a trial. This was novel.)
She put a hand to her head, melodramatically. "But I did it!" she insisted. "I'm guilty. Lock me up and throw away the key! I deserve my time!"
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And now he was here. He'd pulled on, like, pants and everything, but figured it would probably be a good idea to get to the station as quickly as he could.
Now he was mostly just standing in the doorway and smirking to himself.
"You know, I came in to pick you up, babe, but now I'm wonderin' if you would just be having more fun today if I left you here, yo."
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Hard to remember. All the arrests blurred together, after a while.
"So how's my sugar daddy?"
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It had been anything but boring, which was exactly how Reno liked it.
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She wandered up to the bars so she could take a good-morning kiss. Maybe a brief one, 'cause she might smell a bit like prison cell.
"My fault," she insisted. "I'm the one who got caught. Oh, man, and I kept warning people not to hit on me, or else you'd smack them around."
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"Nobody either of us know," Reno promised, because NPCs. "But damn, now you got me feelin' all big and tough. My girl needs a strong, mean Turk to take care of her, now?"
He was very obviously teasing, of course, but he couldn't help but smirk and reach a finger out to poke her in the ribs a moment after that kiss, there.
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She should have just had that stamped on her somewhere prominent: PROPERTY OF RENO. What? He'd probably enjoy that.
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