Turtle & Canary, Friday

[fix_it_guy]

Mike was leaning against the counter and doing a crossword puzzle today. In peace and quiet, of course, because he wasn't anywhere near the dorms. He'd listened to radio, though, which explained the sign in the window.

SALE
Hearing protectors, Ear plugs, Noise-cancelling headphones
Half off

NOW HIRING
Inquire within

Well, not the "now hiring" part -- the bugs in the dorms didn't have anything to do with that. Which you already knew.

(OCD-free!)