Feb 08, 2014 14:06
It seemed like a normal sort of day in the store. Mike was standing behind the counter looking tired and put-upon, Apu was stocking shelves, and the panda was mopping the floor. Ordinary. Boring.
"Apu," Mike said, out of nowhere. "I'm leaving you for the panda."
A single, tragic tear trickled down Apu's cheek, and the day continued.
There was still a NOW HIRING sign in the window.
Today's Squishy flavors: Betrayal, Romance, Grape Judas
[Open and OCD-free]
sundries,
mike ehrmantraut