Turtle & Canary, Wednesday
Christmas had exploded.
Mike had arbitrarily set this past Saturday as the date Apu could start decorating, and it had come and gone without anyone really noticing, because of the homicidal crazy people problem. Starting Monday, Apu had been making up for lost time by moving the Christmas items up front, hanging lights and ornaments and garlands, covering all the shelves with imitation red velvet lined with imitation white fur, setting up the model train running on a track hanging from the ceiling, etc., etc., etc.
Today was the day that the lawn decorations and trees had been set up outside in the street... and there were a lot of them. Some of them were garish. Some moved. Most lit up. All of them were plugged in. There was still room to walk by on the street, although not much, and loudspeakers were set up playing Christmas music for anyone browsing the wares.
Today's Squishy flavors: *Special Holiday Flavor* Eggnog, *Special Holiday Flavor* Green, *Special Holiday Flavor* Red
[The decorations are taking up so much space that the're no room for the OCD.]
Mike had arbitrarily set this past Saturday as the date Apu could start decorating, and it had come and gone without anyone really noticing, because of the homicidal crazy people problem. Starting Monday, Apu had been making up for lost time by moving the Christmas items up front, hanging lights and ornaments and garlands, covering all the shelves with imitation red velvet lined with imitation white fur, setting up the model train running on a track hanging from the ceiling, etc., etc., etc.
Today was the day that the lawn decorations and trees had been set up outside in the street... and there were a lot of them. Some of them were garish. Some moved. Most lit up. All of them were plugged in. There was still room to walk by on the street, although not much, and loudspeakers were set up playing Christmas music for anyone browsing the wares.
Today's Squishy flavors: *Special Holiday Flavor* Eggnog, *Special Holiday Flavor* Green, *Special Holiday Flavor* Red
[The decorations are taking up so much space that the're no room for the OCD.]