Turtle & Canary, Wednesday
Truth be told, Mike had been feeling like he was being a little paranoid over the whole gun vending machine business... and then the abandoned house across the street started filling up with crazy rejects from a Mel Gibson movie.
Well. Now he was feeling good about all of the work he (well, Apu and the panda, really -- Mike had a bad back) did this morning:
Special this week:
Office Furniture and Storage
All filing cabinets 10% off!
Innocuous-seeming, right? Mike felt like he was being clever. He now had large piles of heavy metal-and-plastic boxes, many of which were fire- and bullet-proof, stacked just inside the store's doors.
Today's Squishy flavors: Preparation, Patience, Red
Well. Now he was feeling good about all of the work he (well, Apu and the panda, really -- Mike had a bad back) did this morning:
Special this week:
Office Furniture and Storage
All filing cabinets 10% off!
Innocuous-seeming, right? Mike felt like he was being clever. He now had large piles of heavy metal-and-plastic boxes, many of which were fire- and bullet-proof, stacked just inside the store's doors.
Today's Squishy flavors: Preparation, Patience, Red