J,GoB | Thursday Afternoon
April had a colossal hangover today, and because she had a colossal hangover, she decided to very carefully venture outside of her apartment for a bagel and coffee.
Of course, that didn't work out quite like she'd planned.
"You!" exclaimed the man behind the counter. "You're the jackass who stole our bagels!"
April had no recollection of this. "No, I didn't."
"You did!" the man insisted. "Yesterday! You came in here and scared away our customers and asked for two hundred bagels and ran away!"
April shrugged her shoulders. Not apologetically, as that would imply that she cared. It was a very matter-of-fact shrug. "No."
"You did," chimed in a customer, nodding over her cup of coffee. "You were pretty drunk,"
Well, why hadn't they just said so? "Oh," said April. "Well. Whatever. Can I get a coffee?"
After the man behind the counter had her escorted out and told her to never, ever return, April got herself a coffee from the Perk and returned to sit right outside J,GoB. On a bench. Facing inside. Judging by the look on the guy's face, she thought there was a chance that she might get a toaster thrown at her today.
[[i still really just do not know. open!]]
Of course, that didn't work out quite like she'd planned.
"You!" exclaimed the man behind the counter. "You're the jackass who stole our bagels!"
April had no recollection of this. "No, I didn't."
"You did!" the man insisted. "Yesterday! You came in here and scared away our customers and asked for two hundred bagels and ran away!"
April shrugged her shoulders. Not apologetically, as that would imply that she cared. It was a very matter-of-fact shrug. "No."
"You did," chimed in a customer, nodding over her cup of coffee. "You were pretty drunk,"
Well, why hadn't they just said so? "Oh," said April. "Well. Whatever. Can I get a coffee?"
After the man behind the counter had her escorted out and told her to never, ever return, April got herself a coffee from the Perk and returned to sit right outside J,GoB. On a bench. Facing inside. Judging by the look on the guy's face, she thought there was a chance that she might get a toaster thrown at her today.
[[i still really just do not know. open!]]