The Devil's Nest, Saturday, November 3
Tiny arrived to find a note on the counter:
Due to an unexpected delay in ongoing contract negotiations, the part of Bo will be played tonight by Dustin Hoffman Warren Beatty Dolph Lundgren this slightly soggy jack-o-lantern with an axe embedded in the top left side of its face. Good luck with that.
He'd probably be more concerned if he hadn't already seen the group of gremlins out back in the alley performing an exorcism on a teal deer with a bandage-wrapped face, while Alot of Bystanders (a vaguely bison-shaped Katamari of jammed-together faces and feet) looked on.
So. One of those weekends.
He sprayed some Glade Everfresh Minty Pine Scent TM air freshener toward the rotting pumpkin smell (making sure the label was clearly visible for proper product placement), then got to work setting things up behind the bar.
Due to an unexpected delay in ongoing contract negotiations, the part of Bo will be played tonight by Dustin Hoffman Warren Beatty Dolph Lundgren this slightly soggy jack-o-lantern with an axe embedded in the top left side of its face. Good luck with that.
He'd probably be more concerned if he hadn't already seen the group of gremlins out back in the alley performing an exorcism on a teal deer with a bandage-wrapped face, while Alot of Bystanders (a vaguely bison-shaped Katamari of jammed-together faces and feet) looked on.
So. One of those weekends.
He sprayed some Glade Everfresh Minty Pine Scent TM air freshener toward the rotting pumpkin smell (making sure the label was clearly visible for proper product placement), then got to work setting things up behind the bar.