Demon Marcus, Sunday, All Day

[myownface]

Sparkle was trying on pretty clothes.

See, the thing about yesterday was that, while his jeans and t-shirts and whatever looked just fine on a girl if you were looking to pass yourself off as the kind of girl who didn't give a shit about what people thought of you, it didn't have that... that... That 'I'm a person who wants to be noticed' look,

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Talk to Sparkle!

[myownface]

He will secretly delight in dressing you up all pretty-like too, boys. Just keep that in mind.

Re: Talk to Sparkle!

[makemyownway]

"I need a bikini that makes my breasts look amazing," Cade announced. "Beach party."

Re: Talk to Sparkle!

[myownface]

"Honey, your breasts already look amazing," Sparkle deadpanned. He even managed to hold that deadpan for a moment before breaking into a grin, putting the miniskirt he was inspecting back onto the rack, and then giving his hands a clap as he walked over to Cade. "Let's see what we can do to draw more attention to them, shall we?"

So, it was probably safe to say that this was Sparkle's most favourite weekend in all of history, right here.

Re: Talk to Sparkle!

[makemyownway]

"Well, aside from giant blinking arrows that point to them, I'm pretty open," Cade replied.

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[myownface]

"And here I was just about to put giant blinking boob arrows on sale," Sparkle snorted, and then nodded over to the swimwear section. "I guess we'll just have to work with something that uses less batteries."

Such a hardship.

Re: Talk to Sparkle!

[makemyownway]

"Probably better," Cade admitted. "Batteries and water don't mix."

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[myownface]

"But wouldn't swimwear be so much more fabulous if it did?"

No, Sparkle. No.

"So, bikini? How small are we talking, here?"

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[makemyownway]

"I'd rather not flash people when I bend over, but other than that I'm easy," Cade told him.

Re: Talk to Sparkle!

[myownface]

"Well, aren't we aiming for specifics," Sparkle laughed, taking a careful look at Cade's chest. And then looking back at the bikinis.

Riiiight.

"Don't suppose you have any idea what your cup size is?"

This could be an adventure.

Re: Talk to Sparkle!

[makemyownway]

Cade reached up and gave them a good grope. "About like this?" he said holding his hand out.

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[myownface]

That was hugely helpful, Cade, thank you.

Sparkle raised an eyebrow at him. And then at his hand. And then grabbed a bikini top from the rack at random.

"What say we get you to just try this on, and we'll see if you're falling out or something, and we can go up or down from there?"

It was a very scientific sort of approach.

Re: Talk to Sparkle!

[makemyownway]

"Okay," Cade said, taking the suit and heading into the dressing area. "Do you have anything in red?"

Pause.

"And with something more than a string up my rear? What is wrong with girls?"

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[myownface]

"I think they figure they'll get more guys if they show off more of their ass," Sparkle replied, shrugging a little. "We'll cover that ass of yours for you, don't you worry about that."

He was already rifling through the bikinis, looking for something in red.

"String top okay, though? Ties in the back?"

Re: Talk to Sparkle!

[makemyownway]

"Sounds good," Cade said, looking at himself appraisingly in the mirror. "Maybe a little bit bigger in the top?"

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[myownface]

Sparkle squinted a bit.

"Yeah, you do look kind of packed in there. See how this one fits, and we'll go from there?" Sparkle tossed another random top at him, a few more sizes up, and then resumed the hunt for something that would go with the bottom bit that he'd grabbed in earnest.

Re: Talk to Sparkle!

[makemyownway]

"I mean, there's 'hey look at my breasts' and then there's 'because they are falling out'," Cade decided, much happier in the new top.