Stark Industries [all day]

[momslilassassin]

Ben was back for his last shift at his job and was making the most of his time (and his last paycheck) by putting together a small mountain pile of electronics that he was going to take with him when he left

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[solo_sword]

So how bad was the hangover?

Of course Jaina had to tease. Also, she was bored.

[momslilassassin]

Bad, Ben replied, but I didn't end up with a tattoo, a haircut, or a weird pet, so I think it's a good night.

[solo_sword]

That was all way too specific, Ben.

[momslilassassin]

Last time I gave Topher a haircut. It looked bad.

As hair cut by a drunk person would.

[solo_sword]

You boys have interesting nights...

Yes, yes, they did.

[momslilassassin]

We do! I went home early this time and then ended up in Artarctica with dinosaurs. Or at least that's what they told me.

[solo_sword]

....You ended up in Antarctica with dinosaurs? Are you sure youre not still drinking?

[momslilassassin]

THEY. Sorry. Yeah, I asked that same question. Still half-convinced they're messing with the guy from a different galaxy.

[solo_sword]

Maybe THEYRE still drunk.

[momslilassassin]

Its possible. Warren and I drank alcoholic waffle smoothies like it would taste good.

[solo_sword]

Now I need to know what a waffle smoothie is because it cant be what I think it is.

[momslilassassin]

Waffle + blender + rum + yogurt?

Gross, boys.

[solo_sword]

Oh ew.

[momslilassassin]

Pretty much, yeah.

[solo_sword]

Do I have to tell you to stay away from those next time?

And then,

(Hint: the answer should be no.)

[momslilassassin]

Noooo. Besides, I'm off with Ender next week and he doesn't drink.