Much like
someone else who was at work in Fandom today, April had gotten her hands on that new "erotic bestseller" everyone was talking about.
However, April was not using it for its intended purpose. Or even reading it with her pants on. No, instead she was tearing out pages one by one and tossing them like basketballs into a series of differently-sized glasses on the bar.
This was beer pong at its best, people.
SINK A PAPER BALL INTO A CUP OF BEER, GET A FREE DRINK