The good news was, all the reports and paperwork that had been lost to goats yesterday seemed to be back today. Things were slightly out of order, but Audrey could spend some time making files make sense again, no problem.
But when the slightly slobbered-on
squirrel came into the station, jumped onto her desk and started making squirrel noises at her for a while, she figured her day got just a little weirder when she had to say, "I have no idea what you're trying to say."
A minute later, a badly-spelled "I WANT TO FILE A POLICE REPORT" was written on a piece of paper in really bad handwriting, and how was this her life.