And lo, there was a Miley, with her huge glittery pink suitcase and way, way too much enthusiasm to be normal. She hadn't been to Rio since a Hannah tour two years ago, okay? At least she thought it was two years. And at least she thought it was Rio.
"You should probably know that I burn like... well, like a guy from Wisconsin who's not used to sun in February unless it's reflecting off of snow," Dave said. "I know it's not the best analogy, but it's stunningly accurate. So you may end up on the beach alone by the end of the week."
Wait, maybe she should text her dad and ask.
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Thank god the pollen was gone and that sounded completely unsexy, right?
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Look, he was 21 years in the future. He didn't have a jetpack, but he'd be happy with advanced sunscreen technology.
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At least, he was going to keep silently repeating it to himself until he did believe it sight unseen.
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