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its_theclimb February 19 2012, 14:47:04 UTC
And lo, there was a Miley, with her huge glittery pink suitcase and way, way too much enthusiasm to be normal. She hadn't been to Rio since a Hannah tour two years ago, okay? At least she thought it was two years. And at least she thought it was Rio.

Wait, maybe she should text her dad and ask.

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iwishiwasbig February 19 2012, 16:29:26 UTC
"I'm pretty sure that's the pinkest suitcase I've ever seen," Dave noted as he carried his plain gray bag over.

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its_theclimb February 19 2012, 16:36:06 UTC
"I've seen pinker," Miley promised him, beaming up from what was indeed a remarkably pink suitcase. "Hiiiii."

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iwishiwasbig February 19 2012, 16:38:53 UTC
"Hi," Dave said, putting his bag down so he could move in for a quick welcome kiss. "Be honest, do you own those pinker bags?"

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its_theclimb February 19 2012, 16:48:45 UTC
Miley grinned. "...you can't prove anything."

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iwishiwasbig February 19 2012, 16:52:36 UTC
"I think that's enough confirmation for me," Dave said. "Don't worry, I still like you anyway."

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its_theclimb February 19 2012, 16:56:47 UTC
"Good," Miley decided. "Because I was so not going to the beach by myself."

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iwishiwasbig February 19 2012, 17:01:47 UTC
"You should probably know that I burn like... well, like a guy from Wisconsin who's not used to sun in February unless it's reflecting off of snow," Dave said. "I know it's not the best analogy, but it's stunningly accurate. So you may end up on the beach alone by the end of the week."

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its_theclimb February 19 2012, 17:07:19 UTC
"Nope," Miley said firmly, reaching up to kiss him. "We'll get you sunscreen."

Thank god the pollen was gone and that sounded completely unsexy, right?

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iwishiwasbig February 19 2012, 17:12:06 UTC
"I'm not sure they make an SPF high enough," Dave said. "Wait. We're in the future. They might have it now."

Look, he was 21 years in the future. He didn't have a jetpack, but he'd be happy with advanced sunscreen technology.

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its_theclimb February 19 2012, 17:30:49 UTC
"Well, we'll have to find some," Miley declared. "So that I can teach you how to surf!"

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iwishiwasbig February 19 2012, 17:34:21 UTC
"You're going to teach me how to surf?" Dave asked.

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its_theclimb February 19 2012, 17:36:37 UTC
"Duh!"

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iwishiwasbig February 19 2012, 17:46:53 UTC
"Okay, but if I have to go to the hospital because of this, you have to ride in the ambulance with me," Dave said.

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its_theclimb February 19 2012, 18:00:50 UTC
"...deal," Miley said. "But you won't."

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iwishiwasbig February 19 2012, 18:09:43 UTC
"I'm holding you to that," Dave said. "But I'm sure you're a good teacher and that I have nothing to worry about."

At least, he was going to keep silently repeating it to himself until he did believe it sight unseen.

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