The Post Office: Wednesday

[old_and_busted]

It was your typical day at the post office. Mail was coming in. Mail was going out. Packages were getting packaged. Postage was getting postaged.

For K it was strictly routine. Something that went on in the background as he monitored the alien activity on the island from his many technical devices.

However today there was a melody in the air. One that made K frown and get up from his desk and walk into the mail room to ask what the hell was going on.

However all that came out was:



K"Mah Na! Mah Na!"

K frowned. What the hell was that?


Mail CrewThe mail crew didn't seemed to bothered by K's comment. In fact they sang right back to him.

"Do! Doo do-do-do!"


K"Mah-Na! Mah-Na!" K shouted back. Wait. That didn't work again. What the hell?


Mail Crew"Doo doo-doo doo!" The mail crew sang back to the frustrated K.


KK tried to say something that would make a sailor blush. He really did. instead what came out was:

"Mah Na! Mah Na!"


Mail Crew"Do doo do-do-do do-do-do do-do-do do-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!" The mail crew sang back to K in delight. They were clearly enjoying the fact that K could berate them for singing and not working.


K"Mah nah mah na na mah!" K ranted "Mah nah mah na na na! Mah na na... na na naaaaa!"

K sighed. Screw it. Clearly it was going to be one of those days.

"Mah na. Mah na."


Mail Crew"Do! Doo do-do-do!" the crew sang back in delight. Yay! K couldn't tell them what to do.


K"Mah Na! Mah Na!" K replied back dryly. Postal workers could be so annoying


Mail Crew""Doo doo-doo doo!" The co-workers sang back as the bounced about happily.


K"Mah Na! Mah Na!" K sang back as he went back into his office. Whatever.


Mail Crew""Do doo do-do-do do-do-do do-do-do do-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!" The co-workers sang in victory as they danced/paraded around the room."

And you think it ended there? Oh no. It went on. In a loop. Making K more irritable by the hour.

And that's pretty irritable if you think about it.