The Park, Friday night -- iCarly broadcast!

[hurtingzeebo]

Nothing could stop the weekly iCarly broadcast. Not rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor heatwave. Not even having a giant argument with your best friend. Certainly not entire chunks of the multiverse vanishing. As long as there was a Carly, a Freddie, and a Sam, there would be an iCarly.

"T-Bo?" Sam tried. She'd been at this for ages already

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The broadcast

[hurtingzeebo]

"I'm Sam," said Sam.

"And I'm Carly!" said Carly.

"And this ain't no disco," said Sam.

"And that's probably all we can say about that without breaking fair use," said Carly.

"So welcome to iCarly!"

And now presenting. . . .

[hurtingzeebo]

Something hilarious, I'm sure!

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[hurtingzeebo]

"Hey internet!" said Sam. "What do you get when you cross a pair of mukluks, three -- uh, two gallons of blue drink, a Bill Clinton mask, a tutu, the 1969 film More by Barbet Schroeder and not a lifesize magnetic dressable hamster or a cymbal-crashing monkey toy?"

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[randomspanish]

"It's a very special presentation we like to call 'The Worst Pawn Shop In the World'," Freddie said, having spun the camera around to face him so that Carly and Sam could get into 'costume'. "Another Pathetic Play as brought to you by iCarly!"

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[hurtingzeebo]

When he turned the camera back, he'd find Sam dressed up in her winter-wear best, complete with giant fluffy fleece hood pulled down low over her eyes. In one hand, she clutched a pair of mukluks. In the other, a copy of the 1969 film More by Barbet Shroeder.

"Gimmeh moneh!" she said in low grumbly voice. "Bah mah mukluks!"

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[randomspanish]

And then the camera cut to the Seattle feed, where Carly was wearing the Bill Clinton mask, the tutu, and a feather boa.

"I ain't buyin' no Mukluks!" she replied.

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[hurtingzeebo]

"Bah mah mukluks!" Sam said again. "And mah Moah!"

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[randomspanish]

"I'm not buyin' no moah!" Carly said. "And definitely no Mukluks!"

She did a little dance for the camera.

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[hurtingzeebo]

"They ah . . . the best mukluks!" Sam declared.

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[randomspanish]

"...what makes 'em so best?" Carly replied, scratching to top of her masked head.

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[hurtingzeebo]

"They come with a copah of Moah!" Sam shook the mukluks and the film hard enough that her hood wobbled. "Now gimmeh moneh!"

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[randomspanish]

"I ain't givin' you no money for Moah!" Carly said. "I want more than Moah for my money!"

This was just getting silly.

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[hurtingzeebo]

"It's not Moah, it's Moah!" said Sam. "You can't get moah Moah than Moah foah moneh!"

Silly was what they did best.

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[randomspanish]

"Well I ain't givin' you no money for more Moah even if you had more Moah for my money!" Carly said. "So there!"

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[hurtingzeebo]

"Wah naht?!" Sam shook her merchandise harder, this time shaking her whole body and peered at the camera through the low-pulled hood. "Ah yah sayin' mah moah Moah Moah ain't good enough for yoah fanceh Pahn Shahp?"

Honestly, not even Sam could quite parse out her accent any more.

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[randomspanish]

Even Carly wasn't sure what she'd just said.

"That's exactly what I'm sayin'!" she said, after a moment of confusion.