All and Sundries; Saturday [ 05/21 ].

[bootlessjane]

Gadget wasn't quite sure what had happened to her very clever apparatus for helping her get up to the counter at the store, but that didn't concern her too much. It wouldn't take much work for her at all to finagle up something new and get herself up there and ready for another day at work

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Mod your Shopping - 05/21.

[bootlessjane]

Thank you, come again! Please do not make fun of Apu's new mullet!

Re: Mod your Shopping - 05/21.

[exboywonder]

Bozo had big plans for Sunday, so he needed to make a shopping trip. "So, I need six buckets, a package of ping pong balls, some paper plates (a package of forty or so will do), four cans of whipped cream, and I don't know what kind of change you have, but I'm hoping you can help me get a fresh, crisp $100 bill! It's going to go in one of the buckets."

Just your typical Saturday night for Bozo the Clown.

Talk to Gadget - 05/21.

[bootlessjane]

All and sundries were scattered about the counter as she worked on making a new way for her to get down from the counter with ease using a tube of toothpaste, a few safety pins, a role of string, and a gravy boat.

Eat your heart out, MacGuyver.

Re: Talk to Gadget - 05/21.

[not_a_parakeet]

Screw squirrels, baby. There was only one hot rodent on the island worth paying attention to, and he was free from the hamster ball prison that the hedgehog-haired human had trapped him in, so long ago.

And therefore, it was time for Mr. Winkles to gather... supplies.

Did the stunning female mouse in the stylish jumpsuit happen to know where Mr. Winkles, future ruler of the world at large, could procure some sort of large, mechanized suit with a tiny cockpit that was, say, gerbil-friendly? He was on a budget, but was completely willing to pay in instalments.

What was the sunflower seed to American Dollar exchange rate like in the 80s, anyhow?

Re: Talk to Gadget - 05/21.

[bootlessjane]

Those surprisingly roomy cheeks, that complete and utter lack of respect for common rodent decency, and, most of all, that tell-tell plastic bubble prison that should let any young mouse common with ridding the world of all the bad vermin that gave good little critters such a bad reputation.

Gadget gasped, nearly dropping the toothpaste cap in her hands. "Mr. Winkles! I should have known I'd see you rolling around in here!"

Re: Talk to Gadget - 05/21.

[not_a_parakeet]

Oh, was she surprised to see him here? Maybe she'd like to hear about all of the other young lady rodents that had that reaction while seeing his sexy gerbil self around the island. Most of them dropped their corn kernels while making happy chittering sounds, however.

Why did the sexy lady have to play so hard to get?

Mr. Winkles held up his little paws, a gesture of peace. He held no ill will against fellow rodents. He simply had grand visions. Visions of a world in which all inferior life forms (particularly those over a foot tall at the shoulder) would willingly bow down to him. Was that so wrong?

OOC - 05/21.

[bootlessjane]

DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THAR?

*dorks*