The Park, Wednesday Evening
It seemed there just hadn't been enough insanity going on with the gremlins lately, so that was why there was a guy in red pajamas prancing around the park. Singing.
Well, really, it was all autotuned so that part was less important.
But aren't you all so, so glad you were there for the magic and wonder of this evening? Aren't you just thrilled" ( Read more... )
Well, really, it was all autotuned so that part was less important.
But aren't you all so, so glad you were there for the magic and wonder of this evening? Aren't you just thrilled" ( Read more... )
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So, this was really just a normal day, for him, wasn't it?
"Look, man, I'm not gonna stop you or nothin', but I gotta let you know before you get too far? It's only Wednesday, yo."
Mako honked his agreement and performed a war dance at Deadpool's foot. Well, maybe it wasn't agreement. Maybe he just had no idea what to make of all those yeahs.
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Deadpool would do it too. Don't you make him.
"Seven a.m., waking up in the morning."
IT WAS THE EVENING. WHAT THE HELL.
"Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)..."
Meaning you, apparently, Reno.
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"Man, you gotta be kiddin', yo."
This was karma getting him back for the ham coffee, wasn't it? The ham coffee, and lighting this shit on fire at the radio station on Saturday. Karma, stop being a dick.
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"Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?"
Seriously, what kind of lyrics were those?
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"... Yeah, you ain't stoppin' for nothin', are you?"
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"It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend..."
Deadpool Black was mostly just swaying since dancing wasn't part of the video. Learn to deal with it.
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Reno had also pulled out his phone and dialed himself, though. This sucker was going to cut to his voicemail so that he could keep it forever. Suck it, Friday.
"Partyin', partyin', yeah," Reno mumbled, smirking and rolling his eyes. He had to hand it to Deadpool. At least when he got himself a gremlin bite, he got himself an earwormy one.
... And there was no possible way to sound worse than Rebecca Black and her autotuner, so that helped somewhat.
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"Partyin', partyin', Yeah!
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend!"
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Just in case you were keeping track, here.
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Where did they go for forty five minutes? That was the real question.
"Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it..."
KNOW WHAT? DEADPOOL, STOP SWAYING AND DANCE. DEAR GOD.
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As you do.
... So help him, Reno was kind of starting to sway along, too.
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Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I taaaaaake?"
Deadpool sang in his eerie witch voice, arms spread dramatically to illustrate how awesome Friday was.
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Science.
"It's Wednesday, Wednesday,
wrong damn song for Wednesday..."
What?
"At least we're passin' halfway
to the weekend, weekend..."
And look, no autotune!
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"It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend."
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"Yesterday was Tuesday, Tuesday,
Today is Wednesday, Wednesday."
HE WAS GOING TO ARGUE THIS ONE.
Because he had absolutely nothing better to be doing with his Wednesday evening than this, Deadpool.
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