Post Office: Wednesday
After a week of "renovations" the post office was up and running at full speed. Unfortunately the well oiled machine developed a hiccup when the cherubs arrived and hit one of the workers with an arrow, causing some friction in the workplace. The targeted worker in question immediately began expounding on his love for another co-worker in his native language which unfortunately sounded like a cross between beatboxing and a rap song from the early 90s.
K was not having any of that. A series four deatomizer was procured and a warning shot was fired above a cherub's floppy little perm.
"Attention all personifications of love! The use of any firearms or weapons including bows and arrows for emotional purposes is prohibited by federal law unless handled by your truly!" K declared. "Unless you have any official business pertaining to the mailing of parcel items, packages or valentines please leave the premises or all the cute little hairdos you have will be permanently removed."
The post office is open for business.
There are no cherubs present.
K was not having any of that. A series four deatomizer was procured and a warning shot was fired above a cherub's floppy little perm.
"Attention all personifications of love! The use of any firearms or weapons including bows and arrows for emotional purposes is prohibited by federal law unless handled by your truly!" K declared. "Unless you have any official business pertaining to the mailing of parcel items, packages or valentines please leave the premises or all the cute little hairdos you have will be permanently removed."
The post office is open for business.
There are no cherubs present.