The Park, Wednesday Morning
The sudden surge in the number of calls about being locked in closets and stuck in elevators--since when did so many places even have elevators?--got Vimes out of the station to have a look around town to see just what was going on.
This somehow ended up in the park, dealing with a flower vendor who kept trying to give him roses for that special girl. And then winked at him.
"Do you have a license to sell these here?" Vimes said in response. Because people winking at him weren't to be tolerated.
The vendor sputtered, not sure what to make of this one. People were clearly just supposed to take the flowers and run into the love of their life!
"And I'd like to see your guild membership as well."
[[...idek. Open for slowplay!]]
This somehow ended up in the park, dealing with a flower vendor who kept trying to give him roses for that special girl. And then winked at him.
"Do you have a license to sell these here?" Vimes said in response. Because people winking at him weren't to be tolerated.
The vendor sputtered, not sure what to make of this one. People were clearly just supposed to take the flowers and run into the love of their life!
"And I'd like to see your guild membership as well."
[[...idek. Open for slowplay!]]