The Docks, Saturday

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The weather was nice, and Jack was out drinking and fishing on his boat, same as usual. He noticed that today seemed to be "bring a toddler to school" day or something, so with a sigh and a shrug he pulled out a Sharpie and updated the sign on the dock.

Captain Jack's Wild Ride
Rocks you like a hurricane
Wholesome fun boat tours of the island. Kids ride free!