The Park, Saturday after Dusk

[mouthy_merc]

With Nate all busy at the shop, doin' crap... Deadpool was on his own

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[grand_fallguy]

Tim's sword was glowing in the dark, which was keeping the gremlins at bay. But the fact that it was also a long range weapon meant that it was harder for them to get away.

Then one dropped from a tree and he found himself with a gremlin on his back.

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool paused for a moment, wondering if he should help. But then he saw what appeared to be a gremlin in drag.

"It's like Bugs Bunny too! Could this day be better?"

Yeah, that would be him goin' to kill that poor, poor gremlin.

"It's wabbit season!"

[grand_fallguy]

Tim gritted his teeth against the impending ew, then dropped heavily onto his back.

"Duck season!"

[mouthy_merc]

"..." Deadpool paused again, looked around before going back to his murder funsies. "Makin' fun of my speech impediment."

[survivesplague]

A blue light of gremlin death twirled through a small group of the bastards before returning to the hand of God Kyle Katarn. Kyle spun the lightsaber again for flair before slicing through another gremlin.

"You're singing?" Kyle asked.

[mouthy_merc]

What did you expect from him? Really now. Really. "...it's fun, okay?"

[survivesplague]

"Maybe if you were a better singer," Kyle said as he Force pulled a gremlin over his head and into a tree.

[mouthy_merc]

"Maybe if you stopped rippin' off Chuck Norris in space," Deadpool shot back, coveting that lightsaber. Covering it so.

[asgardcreated]

Jon was actually having fun today, mostly because he had a zat in his hand. At first he had tried just knocking them out, but the stupid little gremlins had woken up really pissed off. So he went the kill route, and was hanging out in a tree, shooting the damn things.

Plus, with the zat, there wasn't anything to clean up.

[mouthy_merc]

Ray gun.

...he shoulda snagged one from Nate. Damn you future tech. Damn you.

Deadpool just kept on butchering classic music as much as he butchered the poor lil' gremlins.

[grand_fallguy]

Tim was squirming, not from pain, but from disgust. There was a big gremlin shaped splatter of yuck soaking into his shirt.

"Oh god I hope I can learn some dry cleaning spells."

[asgardcreated]

Jon grinned and shook his head. "You'll probably just have to burn them."

[atreideslioness]

"You are a strange, strange man, Wade." Ghanima was holding one by the ears as she slit its throat. "Do you usually sing while you hunt? I'd think it would frighten off your prey."

[mouthy_merc]

"There's enough that I'll never run out!" Deadpool replied cheerfully. "Look at 'em all!"

[atreideslioness]

"Got to catch them all?" she quipped. "It's like the game at the boardwalk where you use the hammer to hit the things that pop up from the board."

[mouthy_merc]

"Whack-a-Mole!" Deadpool prompted. "And I swear to god, if this is the evolution of that anime-lookin' thing, they better have eating Gary's punk-ass."

[famous_gut]

Yes. Gibbs was out.

And sadly he had no sword. No lightsaber or any flashy blade type weapon.

He did however have a gun. And he was using it.

"Busy night?" he commented at the nutty vice principal as he reloaded.

[mouthy_merc]

But they all liked him anyway!

...well, maybe. Kyle seemed kiiiinda snooty.

"Oh, you know. The usual wholesale slaughter."

[famous_gut]

"Yeah," Gibbs said with a shrug as he popped off a few rounds. "Same here."

And then a few more rounds.

"Thinking of catching a movie later."

Because Gibbs is such a movie fanatic. Only not.

[mouthy_merc]

"Have you checked out that new one with Dwayne The Rock Johnson," Deadpool asked, slicing through a few gremlins gleefully. "I've heard good things."