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Our Lady of Fandom, Thursday

Sep 17, 2009 12:55

"Stealing," said Castiel without preamble, "is a sin. It is explicitly forbidden, and when committed in full knowledge and consent to its sinful nature, it is mortal. Without confession -- or a very good reason -- one who steals will go to Hell." He looked out over the congregation with a very serious and intent look on his face. "That being ( Read more... )

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Talk to Castiel scruffnfeathers September 17 2009, 17:15:57 UTC

You'd think an angel would be more observant, really.

Re: Talk to Castiel rocksthescarf September 17 2009, 18:24:52 UTC

"What's with the Scottish Smurfs?"

Sermon? What sermon? How could you pay attention with that going on in the background?

Re: Talk to Castiel scruffnfeathers September 17 2009, 18:27:04 UTC

Castiel stared blankly at Chuck for a long moment.

". . . the what?"

He understood "Scottish" well enough. He wasn't sure about the smurfs, or what that might have to do with mortal and venial sin.

Re: Talk to Castiel rocksthescarf September 17 2009, 18:41:16 UTC

"The blue guys that were getting into your booze during the sermon," Chuck said. He was fairly sure they weren't actual smurfs. There would be more singing if they were. "They were in kilts."

Re: Talk to Castiel scruffnfeathers September 17 2009, 18:43:48 UTC

Castiel turned to look towards the altar which held the Eucharist -- the only booze in the church. There were no "blue guys" there, now. He looked back at Chuck.

"Have you been partaking of any mind altering substances?"

Re: Talk to Castiel rocksthescarf September 17 2009, 18:47:46 UTC

"Just the ones I usually take."

Re: Talk to Castiel scruffnfeathers September 17 2009, 18:51:39 UTC

"And do you . . . often see little blue Scotsmen?"

Re: Talk to Castiel rocksthescarf September 17 2009, 18:53:28 UTC

"This is a first," he said. "And I wasn't the only person who saw them. Arthur was staring too."

Of course, knowing Arthur, he'd probably deny it if asked just to make Chuck look bad. Because Arthur was a dick.

Re: Talk to Castiel scruffnfeathers September 17 2009, 18:54:14 UTC

"He's the blond boy who always looks somewhat put out, yes?"

Re: Talk to Castiel rocksthescarf September 17 2009, 18:55:51 UTC

"That would be the one, yes," Chuck said, nodding. "He's a jackass."

Re: Talk to Castiel scruffnfeathers September 17 2009, 19:17:59 UTC

"I see. What makes you say that?"

Re: Talk to Castiel rocksthescarf September 17 2009, 19:26:33 UTC

"I tend to feel that way about most people who punch me," Chuck said. So what if he had deserved it?

Re: Talk to Castiel scruffnfeathers September 17 2009, 19:33:15 UTC

Castiel frowned. "Did he have reason to do so?"

Re: Talk to Castiel rocksthescarf September 17 2009, 19:37:20 UTC

"I suppose he might have had one, yeah," Chuck said. "But I don't think violence is ever the answer to problems."

That's because you couldn't fight, Chuck.

Re: Talk to Castiel scruffnfeathers September 17 2009, 19:39:53 UTC

"That is a very noble philosophy," Castiel acknowledged. "Though I've found that, sometimes, for a worthy enough cause, it is the answer."

Mind you, Castiel's noble cause was saving the world from destruction and damnation. Few mortals ever quite lived up to such an ideal.

Re: Talk to Castiel rocksthescarf September 17 2009, 19:41:38 UTC

"Well this wasn't a worthy enough cause, trust me," Chuck said. "So he's a jackass."

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