So far Joan's day had been interesting in amusing ways. When her errands took her past the docks and she spotted the familiar figure on the boat, she dropped her bags from the store (luckily there was nothing breakable in them) and stared.
"MOM! What are you doing here? And... why are you drinking beer?"
Jack looked around curiously, and then realized she was talking to him. "Trust me, kid," he told her. "I'm not your mother. You been paying much attention to things, today?"
Jack touched the beer to the brim of his hat in a salute. "General Jack O'Neill, at your service," he told her. "You probably go to school with the shorter version of me."
He looked down at his new body and shrugged. "And, kid, don't take this the wrong way or anything, but... your mom is pretty hot."
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"MOM! What are you doing here? And... why are you drinking beer?"
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That was possibly weirder than her mom showing up. She couldn't decide.
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He looked down at his new body and shrugged. "And, kid, don't take this the wrong way or anything, but... your mom is pretty hot."
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And he started giggling insanely as soon as he saw Jack, and didn't even care because it was that funny.
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"Wow, you two don't look anything alike as girls," she remarked with a giggle of her own.
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"Yeah, well, his DNA's all screwed up," he remarked. "Oh, c'mon, it's not THAT funny. Look at me, I'm hot."
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Rumor being Layla who hadn't been wrong yet.
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