Trooper Station: Wednesday
Dale was more chipper than usual this morning, which is surprising considering how many phone calls they getting from the various NPC townfolk regarding the previous weekend.
"No ma'am, I'm pretty sure that if you didn't have an evil twin before the weekend you're not going to have one now. Just one of those strange events here on the island... No I doubt your husband is still an oil baron... Were you sleeping with your neighbor before this weekend? ... Well then you are still having an affair and quite frankly you should be ashamed of yourself. Ma'am?"
Dale chuckled and hung up the phone only to have it ring two seconds later.
"Fandom Police Station, Special Agent Cooper. Yes? No, sir, I'm afraid we don't know who the young woman with the spectacular breasts was. Missing person report? I'm afraid we'll need to have more than just the name 'Boob girl'. I'm sorry sir."
It was most likely going to be a long day.
"No ma'am, I'm pretty sure that if you didn't have an evil twin before the weekend you're not going to have one now. Just one of those strange events here on the island... No I doubt your husband is still an oil baron... Were you sleeping with your neighbor before this weekend? ... Well then you are still having an affair and quite frankly you should be ashamed of yourself. Ma'am?"
Dale chuckled and hung up the phone only to have it ring two seconds later.
"Fandom Police Station, Special Agent Cooper. Yes? No, sir, I'm afraid we don't know who the young woman with the spectacular breasts was. Missing person report? I'm afraid we'll need to have more than just the name 'Boob girl'. I'm sorry sir."
It was most likely going to be a long day.