The part of Jolee Bindo will now be played by Don Cheadle.Jolee - wearing his trademark suit and a smile that made him look 20 years younger - was still complaining. "Dammit, Tino. I don't have time to open my own booze to feed my horrible addiction. Help me out, man! I'm old!" His hair and relative lack of wrinkles disagreed with that statement
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So, he stepped up to the stage and started to sing.
Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been
A good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her
In his arms late,
Late at night
He took a moment to swing the mic stand around, keeping it PG 13, of course.
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be
A reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
but the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her
In his arms late, late at night
Another pause, this time to counsel Tino on how his fake mustache was making him compensate in other areas. Ned assured him his mustache was very stunning.
Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
Where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
Love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that
He finished with a flourish, tipping the mic stand, kicking one long leg and posing as the music died down.
"God loves you all!"
And then he was gone.
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