Caritas [Thursday evening]
When Robin came into work, feeling all attractive and swaggery and boobless, she found a very disgruntled young woman behind the bar.
When she was done laughing, she assured him she'd be calling him Tina all night, and then wrote up a little sign.
Girly drinks and manly beer -- half price!
Or free if you tell who you are right away, thanks
And with that, she went back to admiring her own reflection in a back of a spoon.
[I AM AROUND ALL NIGHT WHAT UP.]
When she was done laughing, she assured him she'd be calling him Tina all night, and then wrote up a little sign.
Girly drinks and manly beer -- half price!
Or free if you tell who you are right away, thanks
And with that, she went back to admiring her own reflection in a back of a spoon.
[I AM AROUND ALL NIGHT WHAT UP.]