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Turtle & Canary; Sunday [3/30]

Mar 30, 2008 12:47

Doom had heard radio last night. He was aware of what was happening.

That's why there was a sign in the door.

CHILDREN MAY BE EXECUTED

That should work nicely, Doom thought.

Today's Squishy flavors: Grape Judas, Brussel Sprouts, Broccoli

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Talk to Doom honoraryphd March 30 2008, 17:49:29 UTC

He will make it a point to make kids cry.

Re: Talk to Doom solo_sword March 30 2008, 18:04:25 UTC

Jaina ran in, looking a little rushed. "I need a box," she announced.

Re: Talk to Doom honoraryphd March 30 2008, 21:09:05 UTC

"Find one elsewhere," Doom ordered.

Re: Talk to Doom solo_sword March 30 2008, 21:13:42 UTC

"But you're closer!" she insisted. "It's important and I need it right away."

Re: Talk to Doom honoraryphd March 30 2008, 21:14:57 UTC

"How important could it be? You're a mere child," Doom said.

Re: Talk to Doom solo_sword March 30 2008, 21:19:02 UTC

"More important than anything you're doing right now," Jaina shot back. "I just need a box, please?"

Re: Talk to Doom honoraryphd March 30 2008, 21:29:40 UTC

"I'm dealing with you right now," Doom said. "If my dealing with your request for a box is that unimportant, either whatever reason you have for needing the box isn't terribly important at all or your logical reasoning is poor enough that your opinion of importance is voided. Either way, I still see no reason to provide you with a box."

Re: Talk to Doom solo_sword March 30 2008, 21:31:08 UTC

Jaina rolled her eyes. "Whatever. How about I asked nicely?"

Re: Talk to Doom honoraryphd March 30 2008, 21:42:23 UTC

"That doesn't matter to me," Doom said. "Do you have ten dollars?"

Re: Talk to Doom solo_sword March 30 2008, 21:45:28 UTC

Jaina frowned. "Is that how much a box costs, or do you want to know if I have it?"

Re: Talk to Doom honoraryphd March 30 2008, 21:48:46 UTC

"It's what I may charge for a box," Doom said. "Unless I could be convinced to lower the price."

Re: Talk to Doom solo_sword March 30 2008, 21:50:51 UTC

"How?" she asked warily.

Re: Talk to Doom honoraryphd March 30 2008, 21:53:37 UTC

"Tell me what is so important that you need the box," Doom said.

Re: Talk to Doom solo_sword March 30 2008, 21:55:22 UTC

With another sigh, she said, "I need to catch a gremlin so I can send it to my brother because he's never seen one and if I don't get a box and go back it will go away."

Re: Talk to Doom honoraryphd March 30 2008, 21:59:14 UTC

The thought of the child being attacked by a gremlin and perhaps bitten, giving her even more cause to be traumatized when she reverted to her true form, was appealing to Doom.

"Apu. Retrieve a box from the back room for this small child," Doom said. "No charge." Apu went into the back as ordered.

Re: Talk to Doom solo_sword March 30 2008, 22:06:42 UTC

Jaina grinned. "Thank you," she said politely, hoping the gremlin wasn't bored waiting for her.

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