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The Fandom Chocolate Festival, The Park, Friday afternoon

Aug 03, 2007 01:02

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The Chocolate Fairy Castle deandestroyer August 3 2007, 06:06:54 UTC

It's like a giant dollhouse, only made out of chocolate. The moat is, of course, made of chocolate milk. Don't be surprised if you see chocolate figures in the shapes of fairies and princesses and the like. Don't worry, they are not real fairies and princesses and the like.

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle cantjossme August 3 2007, 11:33:59 UTC

Mel sat in front of Fairy Castle looking at it with child-like wonderment. She picked up a chocolate princess figure and a chocolate prince figure and held them up to each other.

"Oh my sweet handsome and chocolate prince! Your oh-so-chocolatey kiss has save me from my thousand year slumber! How shall I ever repay my debt!"

"Marry me and become my chocolate princess and then we shall live in the chocolate castle and become chocolate king and queen with many chocolate children!"

"But what of the pink and purple haired monster who mocks us for sport?"

"What about her? She is-"

And then Mel bit off both their heads and laughed an evil laugh.

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle southernbender August 3 2007, 22:19:00 UTC

"You're cruel," Katara said, laughing as she came up behind Mel, her bag and waterskins slung over her shoulder.

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle cantjossme August 4 2007, 03:07:11 UTC

"I'm just saving them from the inevitable disappointment that life brings," Mel replied and offered one of the figures to Katara. "Torso?"

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle southernbender August 4 2007, 03:10:20 UTC

"Oooh, thank you!" Katara said, accepting it. "Chocolate bunny haunch?" she asked, offering one of those in return."

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle cantjossme August 4 2007, 03:16:27 UTC

"Thanks," Mel said accepting the chocolate. "I don't suppose you can bend chocolate milk?"

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle southernbender August 4 2007, 03:47:25 UTC

"Don't think so," she said, wrinkling her nose. "I can't bend regular milk so...probably not." She eyed the fountain. "But it would be fun to splash people with it."

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle solo_sword August 3 2007, 14:07:37 UTC

Jaina wasn't so much concerned with the fairy castle, but she kept looking at the chocolate moat. Seriously?

So at one point she dipped a finger in to try it.

You know, between the swimming, pie fight and chocolate, today wasn't so bad.

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle misshargrove August 3 2007, 16:27:32 UTC

Annette sat down and leaned over to scoop up some chocolate milk, surprised when it was like real chocolate milk. She started making the princes and princesses dive and swim in the moat. Maybe bob a little too. She bit the head off of one and the poor thing drowned.

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle death_of_hope August 3 2007, 17:17:53 UTC

Anemone had picked up a little chocolate dragon, and was giggling softly as she made it dance. "Grr, I am the Headmaster! Fear me!" She made the dragon stomp through the little chocolate fairies. "I don't like happy people!"

Placing all the tiny little fairies back in their spots, Anemone took a bite from her dragon. "Mmm. Chocolate."

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle wannabe_pan August 3 2007, 18:11:06 UTC

Andrew was standing not too far from Anemone. He totally heard her comment.

"Tasty dragon?"

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle death_of_hope August 3 2007, 19:11:22 UTC

Anemone shrugged. "It's chocolate, that's usually tasty." She held out one of the pixies to the strange boy. "Here, would you like to be an emo student, an angry student, or the apathetic student? I was going to produce a melodrama with the chocolate people, like the ones on the TV, but I keep eating them and I can't keep the voices straight."

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle wannabe_pan August 3 2007, 19:30:33 UTC

Andrew's eyes brightened, "Oh! Emo student!"

Andrew took the chocolate pixie from the girl and dropped down to sit on the ground. He walked the little pixie through other chocolate students and said in a very convincing whiny voice, "Oh me, I am so sad and depressed and alone. If only the boy of my dreams would notice me. Alas, I shall stand in the corner all by myself and write poetry in my journal."

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle death_of_hope August 3 2007, 19:43:35 UTC

Anemone shrieked with laughter. "Ooo! That's a good one!" She grabbed a hand-full of creatures and sat down next to the boy.

She selected a princess and had it skip towards him. "Woe is me. I am a teacher, and my silly students never do their homework. You! Emo-child! Do some homework and stop writing bad poetry!"

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle wannabe_pan August 3 2007, 21:35:52 UTC

Andrew turned his little pixie towards the chocolate teacher, "But I'm not even in your class! I think my emotions at this point would best be expressed in a haiku:

"Unloved Pixie Boy
Brightly dressed yet still unseen
Screams into nothing..."

Andrew tipped the figure forward, bowing to an ungrateful audience.

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle death_of_hope August 4 2007, 03:15:15 UTC

Anemone made her chocolate person clap appreciatively. "Very nice. A for effort, but try not to weep tears of blood next time. Unfortunately, I cannot validate your life for you. Go get a haircut and a puppy, and maybe you'll feel better." She examined her chocolate princess-teacher and snapped a bit of the dress off to eat. "Ah, teachers. Always so positive."

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