May 18, 2007 19:36
GOB was very drunk tonight. It wasn't because his little brother was now trading on his turf. It wasn't because he was teaching the same workshop his ex taught last semester, nor the fact that he was pretty sure his students liked him less than her students liked her. It wasn't even the fact that he had "accidentally" ordered too much booze and wanted to get rid of the surplus.
No, he was drunk because Zombie Yoko told him - through pantomime - that he wasn't man enough for her and that she was going back to the zombie bass player. She said this in front of the zombie bass player. The zombie bass player tried to punch him and was thusly teleported elsewhere. In this case, he was teleported under the stage.
GOB wasn't man enough compared to a dead guy who was trapped under a stage. That's why he was drinking tonight.
[OOC: Around!]
caritas