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OrangeShoeSevenAide - Friday, Midday-Ish

Mar 16, 2007 13:49

Their first day of business had been a smashing success! They had discovered Jerry's dead dog Shoelaces and given him a phone, and yelled loudly at a pregnant boy. Plus they had plotted to kill the president. Maybe. That last one was hazy ( Read more... )

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Come in! sizzler_sisters March 16 2007, 18:10:17 UTC

Be alone with the crazy people! Good idea, that!

Re: Come in! mouthy_merc March 16 2007, 20:14:47 UTC

Deadpool, with a few weetiny penguins riding on his shoulders and peeking out of the pouches around his belt, sauntered into the store. He normally walked, but was giving sauntering a try.

"Look kiddies! Drag queens!"

All the ickle penguin eyes turned to stare at the sisters.

Re: Come in! sizzler_sisters March 16 2007, 20:26:00 UTC

"The queen?" one Jerry gasped. They looked around excitedly.

"Jerry! He is the Queen! She is here!"

Both bowed.

"Your Majesty! May we take your sleigh dogs?" Jerry gestured to the penguins.

Re: Come in! mouthy_merc March 16 2007, 20:33:17 UTC

"Does this mean I get to be played by Helen Mirren when a movie is made about my life? Because I think she'd do a smashing job as me." Pause. "With a little weapons training, of course."

The penguins nodded in agreement.

Re: Come in! sizzler_sisters March 16 2007, 20:37:37 UTC

"Jerry," one Jerry hissed to the other. "His sleigh dogs are robots."

Both stared at Deadpool.

"Your Majesty! The robot dogs are trying to kill you!"

"Your death shall be played by Helen Mirring!"

"She is a fabulous actress and not a prrrrrrrrrick!"

"We have many weapons! Come innnnnnn!"

Re: Come in! mouthy_merc March 16 2007, 20:40:56 UTC

Wow. A train of thought that even confused Deadpool.

(Touche, crazy Jerrys. Touche.)

But his eyes did light up at the mention of weaponry. "Then lead the way my good subjects!"

Re: Come in! sizzler_sisters March 16 2007, 20:55:37 UTC

"Yes! We have weapons! Don't you try to rob us, prick!"

"We are armed and can defend ourselves against your robot dogs!"

"Come in! Come in!"

The Jerries gestured urgently towards a broken ping-pong table. On it were a box of used plastic forks, several broken light bulbs, a soup can marked "TOXIC - DO NOT EAT" with no other label, a rusty hubcap, and half of an N' Sync CD.

Re: Come in! mouthy_merc March 16 2007, 21:01:44 UTC

If there was an audience, Deadpool would be sharing a look with them.

(Now that's just crazy.)

"I guess the light bulbs can be used as weapons, but I was looking for something smaller. Penguin sized, if you will."

Soon his dreams of a wee penguin army would be realized!

Re: Come in! sizzler_sisters March 16 2007, 21:07:28 UTC

"We can't sell you weapons without seeing your license, you prrrrick!"

"Yes! Yes, we must see your license, or else they will take our store away!"

"They will put us in jail! And they will poke holes in our brains!"

"They will make us take the pills!"

Both Jerries lean in very slowly.

"The pills make us crazy, Your Majesty."

Re: Come in! mouthy_merc March 17 2007, 01:09:13 UTC

"Pills do that, I know," Deadpool said, nodding sagely.

Re: Come in! sizzler_sisters March 17 2007, 02:02:44 UTC

They nodded rapidly. Clearly, here was a man that knew how things were.

"Jerry," one Jerry said, "quick, show him our license."

The other Jerry pulled a card out of his wallet. It stated clearly that Lester Piedmont was certified in CPR training as of August, 1997.

"Yes, yes," Jerry muttered. "Now, the weapons! Release the hounds!"

"The hounds!" the other Jerry shouted.

"The hounds!"

Both waved their arms expectantly and looked around for the hounds.

Re: Come in! mouthy_merc March 17 2007, 02:09:24 UTC

Deadpool looked around for the hounds.

Nothing yet.

"Maybe they're asleep. Lazy hounds."

Re: Come in! sizzler_sisters March 17 2007, 02:19:56 UTC

"They're not hounds, they're donkeys."

"No, Jerry!" The other Jerry corrected. "The donkeys drowned!"

"Right! Right! Release the donkeys!"

"Release the donkeys!"

Both waved their arms expectantly and looked around for the donkeys. Hounds. Anything.

Re: Come in! mouthy_merc March 17 2007, 02:22:51 UTC

"If this turns into a donkey show, I am so out of here!"

Re: Come in! sizzler_sisters March 17 2007, 02:41:01 UTC

"You have a donkey?"

Both Jerries clapped their hands. "A donkey!"

"We must buy it from you!"

"To replace our donkeys, which were stolen!"

"They ran away!"

"They ran away because they were stolen!"

"Sell us your donkey!"

"Release the donkeys!" shouted one Jerry.

"WRONG!" shouted the other.

Both Jerries proceeded to smack themselves in the face while shouting "WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!" over and over again.

Re: Come in! mouthy_merc March 17 2007, 02:47:16 UTC

Deadpool and his penguins shared a look. He reached into a non-occupied belt pouch and pulled out a shiny ball of tinfoil.

It was left over from an attempt to give the penguins armor.

"Look! Donkey!" He tossed it to the other end of the store.

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