What comes before "Part B"?
PART A!!!
(Say it out loud, you'll get it.)
The good thing about having your Birf Day party at Caritas on a Tuesday is that Jane also works at All and Sundries.
So the place gets
totally decked out, your
pinata is
totally freaking awesome, while your
goody bags and
party hats are teh best EVAR
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He'd included a ten doller bill and a few pesos for the hell of it. The card had dinosaurs on the front.
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"Uh, hi," the ugly woman said. "I'm Charlene. You may have heard of me from my best friend in the whole wide world, Peter Parker." Charlene blew a kiss to Peter. "Now I'm going to sing 'Never Been To Me' by me, Charlene."
The music started up after some prompting, since the zombie band was pretty stunned.
"Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life
You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do
But, I wish someone had talked to me
Like I wanna talk to you.....
Oh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run
I took the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free
I've been to paradise but I've never been to meeeeeee."At that point, 'Charlene' was laughing too hard and had to ( ... )
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Imagine her surprise when her whiskey came free and with cake that she didn't have to buy mix for or something to make it for her.
This Tuesday was totally beating out Monday, and Monday was pretty awesome.
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