All and Sundries - Staturday
The Help Wanted sign is still up.
Apu is overseeing the installation of a brand new Squishy Machine.
Oh the smell of a band new Squishy Machine! It makes his little managerial heart flutter with joy.
Jane is a little less excited when she comes in and sees strange men installing a strange machine.
"Apu, what the fuck is this thing?"
"This, Miss Jane, is a Squishy Machine. It turns out the store did not have one at all. So I have remidied that disfigurement by placing a few well placed phone calls."
"And this is a good thing?"
Oh Miss Jane, this is not just any Squishy Machine. This is a top of the line, three flavor model, with overflow guard, automatic tempriture control, and five dispensors!" He answered adding a little "Eee!" noise of pure joy while flapping his hands.
"If there's only three flavors then why are there five despensors?"
"Despensor two automatically despenses an equal mix of flavors one and two. While despensor four despenses an equal mix of flavors two and three!"
"What if you want an uneaven mix, or a mix of flavors one and three?"
"Well then I suppose they'll have to do it the old fashioned way." Jane had no appreciation of Squishy enginering. But he wasn't going to hold that against her.
"Don't they have one of these over at the Circle K?"
"Oh no... That is a Slushy Machine. Totally different animal Miss Jane. It's like comparing Vishnu and Shivas."
"Well the equipment looks the same... Where I come from, if buisnesses overlap one buisness has some 'people' visit the other buisness. You think we'll get any trouble from the Circle K?"
Apu's eyes narrowed and his voice dropped to a low hard tone. "Do not consern yourself Miss Jane, I have delt with their kind before." **click click*
"Riiiiiight..."
This can only end in tears.
All and Sundries is open.
Apu is overseeing the installation of a brand new Squishy Machine.
Oh the smell of a band new Squishy Machine! It makes his little managerial heart flutter with joy.
Jane is a little less excited when she comes in and sees strange men installing a strange machine.
"Apu, what the fuck is this thing?"
"This, Miss Jane, is a Squishy Machine. It turns out the store did not have one at all. So I have remidied that disfigurement by placing a few well placed phone calls."
"And this is a good thing?"
Oh Miss Jane, this is not just any Squishy Machine. This is a top of the line, three flavor model, with overflow guard, automatic tempriture control, and five dispensors!" He answered adding a little "Eee!" noise of pure joy while flapping his hands.
"If there's only three flavors then why are there five despensors?"
"Despensor two automatically despenses an equal mix of flavors one and two. While despensor four despenses an equal mix of flavors two and three!"
"What if you want an uneaven mix, or a mix of flavors one and three?"
"Well then I suppose they'll have to do it the old fashioned way." Jane had no appreciation of Squishy enginering. But he wasn't going to hold that against her.
"Don't they have one of these over at the Circle K?"
"Oh no... That is a Slushy Machine. Totally different animal Miss Jane. It's like comparing Vishnu and Shivas."
"Well the equipment looks the same... Where I come from, if buisnesses overlap one buisness has some 'people' visit the other buisness. You think we'll get any trouble from the Circle K?"
Apu's eyes narrowed and his voice dropped to a low hard tone. "Do not consern yourself Miss Jane, I have delt with their kind before." **click click*
"Riiiiiight..."
This can only end in tears.
All and Sundries is open.