Joel can do so much better. I ship pretty much everything related to The Soup - Joel, Mankini, Matt, Danielle Fishel, Keith Olbermann whenever he's on (tall!porn), the voiceover lady...it's all fair game at The Soup! :D
Well, Joel is a family guy and he's actually really, really, really moral, while Ryan is neither of those things. I mean, Ryan's pretty crazy and vaguely self-absorbed-he should be with someone who can absorb all that crazy and just think it's sort of funny, the way that Simon does. Joel's too much of a normal guy, so he wouldn't be able to go on that ride. I don't think Ryan could calm down long enough to be with a super stable steady guy like Joel.
And I say that as someone who loves Ryan mostly because he is so crazy.
Ahh, mostly agree, but sometimes Ryan's crazy is so scary. Maybe he needs someone in his life who is stable and aware enough to knock some sense inside his head? I mean, I love Simon, but for him everything is a game.
Oh god seconded. The only thing that would make me ship it to a small degree (I loves me some snarky pairings). Otherwise, I agree with the OP. Joel could do much better. B|
I'd say not so secretly, considering the fact that he joked about him and Ryan getting married during this whole Miss California insanity. And this is one of the many examples.
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Ryan doesn't deserve him (and I ADORE Seacrest), but Joel may as well fuck him and get it out of his system.
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And I say that as someone who loves Ryan mostly because he is so crazy.
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