Anyone who came into the common room on Saturday morning would have found two things.
1. Schrodinger in a pair of pajama bottoms watching Saturday Morning Cartoons and eating a berliner.
2. Three plates piled high with
berliner. They actually were for anyone who wanted one.
Why did he do this? Does he actually have a shred of decency within his evil soul? Was he hoping to draw more people for observation or experimentation? Did he make too many by accident?
Did he even make them?
The world may never know.
[[Yes, the doughnuts are harmless. I just wanted to wax melodramatic. Open like common rooms are.]]