Anakin came traipsing (yes, traipsing)
from his room wearing a mini skirt and a leather bustier.
He walked into the fourth floor common room and announced to all and sundry, "In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer." He tossed back his imaginary hair. "I am that Chosen One!"
He then sat down in front of the television and devoted himself to his other sacred quest: mocking the people on Jeopardy.
If someone is looking closely, they might notice a gremlin bite near his ankle.
[OOC: Anyone want to help the poor boy out?]