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Locker 327, mid-morning

Sep 05, 2015 12:35

The locker door opened and dropped out a bedraggled, angry hag of a woman in a lab coat and a frankly fabulous hat.

"Why do we even have that lever?" she demanded to the air as she ripped off her goggles.

She glanced around the hallway. "And where am I?"

Yzma was back, and abusing the heck out italics. Look out, everyone.

[OOC: Open to anyone ( Read more... )

the tick, harper finkle, locker 327, jack carter

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exactlyaverage September 5 2015, 12:47:04 UTC

Yzma didn't have to wait long for someone else to be in the same boat.

The locker door flung open and Jack Carter was spat out at high velocity. He bounced off the wall on the opposite side and landed on his face. Jack's reaction was immediate.

“FARGO!”

Well the shouting was useless because the locker door snapped closed right behind him.

Jack stomped around in a comical hissy-fit for a few seconds before realizing exactly where he was.

“Oh. Come. ON! FANDOM?! Are you kidding me?!”

He let out a sigh and shook his head. “Last time I ever let Fargo press a button in front of me.”

saveonpostage September 5 2015, 12:50:41 UTC

Yzma gave the man her most charming smile. (It wasn't that charming.) "Indeed," she agreed. "Meanwhile, I pulled the lever to my own destruction! I don't even know why we have that lever."

exactlyaverage September 5 2015, 12:58:50 UTC

Jack did a double take looking at the... yeah, okay that was a really creepy smile. Levers? There were levers? Thank God, Fargo didn't have access to levers. Jack was fidgeting, pulling his hair for a second or two before one word got through his thick skull.

"Wait! Destruction?" Jack asked suddenly looking worried. "There's not a whole reality eating fog out there is there? Because MAN I do not want to do that again!"

He tried to get his bearings. Where was that weird special collections place, again? Because if there was the Nothing happening again he was going straight there...

saveonpostage September 5 2015, 13:08:42 UTC

Yzma waved her hand. "Nothing so dire," she assured him. "I merely did not wish to be here today. I had a very important meeting to attend!"

Not really.

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bugofjustice September 5 2015, 13:14:51 UTC

The locker door BURST open once again and a gigantic blue... probably a man stepped out.

"Breathe in deep, friends. What's that you smell? LEARNING. Maybe it's not as potent as it would be other days, since this is the weekend... but it's there. BREATHE DEEP AND LET THE LEARNING IN THROUGH YOUR NOSTRILS AND INTO YOUR BRAIN! But it's not just book learning that happens here. No, some of that learning smell is going to take a detour and hit you here." The Tick pounded his chest mightily, like Celine Dion. "And if you've been around the block as many times as I have, you'd know that nothing smells harder and better than the heart. That ole' factory of emotions is getting to me right now, because of memories."

"Fandom High! The Tick is back to visit you! Open up your big, smelly hearts and give your old Dean a hug!"

exactlyaverage September 5 2015, 13:29:32 UTC

Jack just sort of stood there for a moment looking at the man in a giant blue suit.

"Yep. I'm definitely back in Fandom," he quipped.

He was so not in a hugging mood. Sorry Tick.

bugofjustice September 5 2015, 13:42:44 UTC

"Yes, you are, chum!" The Tick said. "I know for sure because it's on that banner over there."

exactlyaverage September 5 2015, 13:46:44 UTC

And yes. There was a banner. One that was RIGHT behind Jack and he could have noticed if had bothered to.

"Oh. Right. The banner," he said said turning around. "Because of course there's a banner. Along with a crazy woman and a guy in a blue suit."

Forgive Jack. He was prepared to deal with Eureka-weird today. Not Fandom-weird.

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chic_harper September 5 2015, 17:39:06 UTC

Harper still held a little bit of a grudge against Portalocity and wouldn't have willingly entered a portal. Besides, she told herself she was too busy planning her wedding to head back to Fandom for an event.

Sadly, she hadn't planned on the portal catching up with her while she was trying on wedding dresses. One moment, she was trying on her 5th dress (which was very pretty, but it just didn't seem to match the vision of what she wanted). But when she stepped out of the dressing room to show the dress to her mother and Alex, she found herself stepping through Locker 327 and into a familiar-looking hallway.

"Oh crap!"

saveonpostage September 5 2015, 20:26:17 UTC

"No, I am Yzma!" Yzma proclaimed.

chic_harper September 5 2015, 20:31:24 UTC

"I'm Harper. Is this Fandom? Because I'm not supposed to be here. I'm supposed to be in New York City," said Harper, gathering up her dress so she didn't trip on it as she stepped away from the locker.

saveonpostage September 5 2015, 20:51:19 UTC

"This is Fandom," Yzma agreed, not sounding pleased about it.

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bitchy_smurf September 5 2015, 22:52:45 UTC

Sluuuurp. Slither.

Slash crash BANG! The door slammed open and Illyria rolled out and into the hallway in a relatively graceful somersault.

Relatively being the operative word, hampered as she was by a long green tentacle wrapped around her left leg. She managed to make it upright with some level of dignity still intact, so she chose to call it graceful. In her head. Out loud, she chose only to say, "I said STAY," while she tapped the tentacle none too gently with the battle-ax she was carrying ( ... )